Jun 27, 2014 20:02
When Randy surfaced from tackling Pete underwater (in Florida!), he fully expected to see his platoon - complete with Lori Loughlin! - and to maybe even dunk Staff Sargeant Perez -
Okay, not that. He didn't want to develop feelings again.
But see, the problem was that when he surfaced dripping wearing only his underwear, he wasn't in Florida. Blinking, he staggering to his feet, looking around as he tried to keep his balance (what was so slippery?!). "Pete?" he asked, realizing that he was in a duck pond. "Derrick?!"
Oh, God, he could hear his brothers already: "Randy?! What did you do?!"
"I don't know!" he called out, his face already creasing with anxiety. "I don't know where I am!!" He tripped on something as he was coming out of the pond and caught himself on his belly, suddenly face to face with a duck. A really angry duck. "Do you know where I am?" Randy asked, earnestly. After all, maybe this was a dream and in dreams, obviously? Ducks talked back.
arrival,
randy hill,
rikki chadwick,
yuri,
duck pond