( What’s that sound/Comin’ from the dresser on a night as black as pitch?/There won’t be sleep for the weary tonight/’Cause all those bones are mine )

[Millitimed to a few days ago]

Matt opens the door all sneakyninjalike. If Anything, His room resembles a comfort inn non-smoking single.

He closes the door, "S-so. Music?"

Must. Find. Musicplayer

( In Which Matt's Extracurricular activities are discovered by accident, and he and his wife discuss a looming problem. )