01) Bold what is true about you.
02) Underline what is half true.
03) Italicize what you wish was true about you.
• I miss somebody right now
• I don't watch much TV these days. (I do not watch much TV. I do, however, watch the occasional DVD at home or with the kiddos.)
• I own lots of books.
• I wear glasses or contact lenses.
• I love to play video games. (I *can't* play video games. They hurt my brain.)
• I've tried marijuana. (Once. It made my tongue feel funny.)
• I've watched porn movies.
• I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
• I believe honesty is usually always the best policy. ("Usually always?" This seems flawed.)
• I curse sometimes.
• I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (This could go for the Gold Medal in "Understatement of the Year.")
• I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
• I have broken someone's bones.
• I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
• I hate the rain.
• I'm paranoid at times.
• I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
• I need/want money right now.
• I love sushi.
• I talk really, really fast.
• I have fresh breath in the morning.
• I have long hair.
• I have lost money in Las Vegas.
• I have at least one sibling. (I have step-siblings.)
• I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
• I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
• I like the way that I look.
• I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (After everything that happened to me this year? No way.)
• I am usually pessimistic.
• I have a lot of mood swings.
• I think prostitution should be legalized.
• I slept with a roommate.
• I have a hidden talent.
• I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
• I have a lot of friends. (I mean, I hope I do. I think I do. A little insecure on this one.)
• I have kissed someone of the same sex.
• I enjoy talking on the phone.
• I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
• I love to shop and/or window shop.
• I'm obsessed with my Livejournal.
• I don't hate anyone. (I'd like to be beyond/above hating people, but I don't think I'm quite there yet.)
• I'm a pretty good dancer. (I'm a "good enough for government work" dancer.)
• I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
• I have a cell/mobile phone.
• I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
• I've rejected someone before.
• I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
• I want to have children in the future.
• I have changed a diaper before.
• I have a lot to learn.
• I am shy around the opposite sex.
• I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
• I have at least 5 away messages saved.
• I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
• I own the "South Park" movie.
• I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Livejournal.
• I enjoy some country music.
• I would die for my best friend(s). (Still-beating heart out of my chest? Yeah, go ahead. I wasn't really using it!)
• I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
• I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (UM. Given my "career" - EEEEWWWW.)
• Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
• I have dated a close friend's ex.
• I am happy at this moment.
• I'm obsessed with guys.
• Democrat.
• Conservative Republican.
• I am punk rockish.
• I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
• I study for tests most of the time.
• I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
• I can work on a car. (I can check the oil, and the coolant, and the anti-freeze... and the tire pressure.)
• I love my job.
• I am comfortable with who I am right now.
• I have more than just my ears pierced. (I have lip/eyebrow piercings that I've let close up, but they are *pierced.*)
• I walk barefoot wherever I can.
• I have jumped off a bridge.
• I love sea turtles.
• I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
• I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
• I am proficient on a musical instrument. (I can play the flute. I used to be able to do this really well. Now I could do so reasonably well, but I would need a bit of practice.)
• I hate office jobs.
• I went to college out of state. (I went to college out of the state where I grew up. It is not, however, outside of the state I am in now.)
• I am adopted.
• I am a pyro.
• I have thrown up from crying too much. (No, but I've watched someone else do so... and I was the one to start the crying. It was pretty freaking awful.)
• I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
• I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
• I adore bright colours.
• I usually like covers better than originals. (This is true of many, but not all, cover songs.)
• I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.(In concept, I hate them. In practice, sometimes a known evil is better than an unknown - especially on road trips or in the middle of nowhere.)
• I can pick up things with my toes.
• I can't whistle.
• I have ridden/owned a horse. (Ridden)
• I still have every journal I've ever written in. (I plan on burning them. But I haven't yet. Mostly because they're in my mom's house.)
• I talk in my sleep.
• I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
• I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
• I wear a toe ring. (On each foot. That would make two toe rings.)
• I have a tattoo. (I have two!)
• I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Oh boy. I work by myself. This would be tough.)
• I am a caffeine junkie. (If by this you mean "If not for caffeine, I could not drag myself to work in the morning because I'd still be half-asleep," then yes.)
• I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
• If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
• I've cosplayed or know what cosplaying is.
• I have been to over 15 conventions.
• I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
• I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
• I'm an artist.
• I am ambidextrous.
• I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (I sleep with one stuffed elephant. He's not so big. Though sometimes the non-stuffed mammal who shares the bed takes up all of the available real estate.)
• If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (If it weren't for seeing other people naked, there'd be NO POINT to a nudist colony.)
• I have terrible teeth.
• I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
• I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Three states, two foreign countries.)
• I am extremely flexible. (I'd like to be more flexible - I'm getting there.)
• I want to own my own business.
• I smoke.
• I spend way too much time on the computer. (This used to be true. As is, on days when I work, I'm lucky if I check my email twice.)
• Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (TRUE STORY.)
• Sad movies, games, fics and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
• I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
• I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
• I don't like it when people are displeased or seem displeased with me. (Does anyone LIKE this?)
• I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
• I have played strip poker with someone else before.
• I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
• I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (I believe that there are forces we don't have the capacity to fully understand. I don't, however, believe in "ghosts" per se.)
• I can't stand being alone. (By which I mean that literally. I can not stand being the only human in any particular space for any great length of time.)
• I have at least one obsession at any given time.
• I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
• I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
• I'm a judgmental asshole. (Man, I hope not.)
• I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (If I ever was, I'm certainly not anymore.)
• I have traveled on more than one continent.
• I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Not permanently, but sometimes I am grateful for Caller ID.)
• I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Sad, but true.)
• I can speak more than one language. (My French & German are rusty, but I theoretically speak them.)
• I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
• I would rather read than watch TV. (Depends on the book. And the TV.)
• I like reading fact more than fiction.
• I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (It's called COLLEGE.)
• I have no piercings.
• I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
• I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (Ooooh. No. Christmas is my mama's birthday. There was never any struggle over THAT one.)
• I've been married and am now divorced.
• There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
• I like most animals better than most people. (I like animals a whole hell of a lot, but I'm not unfond of people. I'd put them as equally awesome. Depending on the animal. And the person.)
• I own a collection of retro games consoles.
• The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
• I have hit someone with a dead fish.
• I am compulsively honest. (If only because I am very, very bad liar.)
• I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
• I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. And not been ashamed.
• I have gone from wishing I was a boy to reveling in being a girl to feeling like a boy again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
• I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (Nah, the motivation is pretty much the same.)
• I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (SAD BUT TRUE.)
• I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
• I dislike milk.
• I obsessively wash my hands.
• I always carry that something significant around with me.
• Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
• I love talking about myself to the point where I need to be stopped.
• I often sing whenever I can and I'm good at it too.
• I have experienced some type of traumatic abuse in my lifetime.
• I've experienced visions and dreams which I know/believe are from my past life.
• I have deja vu so vivid that I feel faint. (It's called an "aura" and has to do with that mis-wiring in my brain.)
• I love Harry Potter.
• My parents are not together. (With each other. However, I've had my current step-parents so long I kind of forget that this was not the *original* arrangement.)
• I don't believe in love.
• I hate people who walk incredibly slow. (On the T... yes. Yes I do.)
• I have extreme contempt for the vast majority of people.
• Sometimes I don't shower before work. (I shower at night. I always shower between working one day and working the next, but it is not *before* I work. And sometimes it's a bath, not a shower.)
• To me, procrastination is like a disease!
• I want to sleep now. (No, if only because I just woke up from a nap. Ha.)
• I enjoy watching two guys kissing each other. (I enjoy watching humans kiss each other. It's happy-making. Sometimes happy-making in my pants.)
• The more I searched the less I've found.
• As a child I was a huge crybaby.
• I'm feeling alone very fast.
• I'm living in a fairytale and I'm the noble Princess, who saves the day!
• I always have to spell my (real) name.
• I want to die in my sleep.
• I have a strange laugh.
• If they let me, I can sleep 12 hours in a row. (More than that sometimes.)
• I wish I could transform myself into a boy every now and then.
• I dance in the rain and don't feel like a fool.
• I have a favourite stuffed animal that I will not ever get rid of. (I always have a favorite stuffed animal that I sleep with, but I've replaced them due to extreme wear-and-tear.)
• I sing 80's hair metal songs into my hairbrush on a daily basis.
• I have a speech disorder.
• I'm infatuably attracted to men with long, blond, curly hair
• I sometimes have the urge to take a shot of whiskey or open a can of beer at odd times in the day.
• I have a weakness for guys with nice bodies.
• I plan to move to another country at some point in my life. (I plan to NOT move to foreign countries again, actually.)
• Ever wanted to be a certain fictional character
• My dreams are so vivid, they feel real. (I confuse dreams with actual memories sometimes.)
• I'm a huge geek, the comic-book and video game kind, not the smart kind.
• I can get jealous easily! (HA. No.)
• My computer and hard-drive are pretty much my most prized possessions.
• I prefer to buy CDs than download music, free or otherwise.
• I haven't had my first kiss yet.
• I have had teeth pulled.
• I listen to music in at least five different languages.
• I think boys/guys/men are icky.
• I prefer dim lights or candlelight to bright lights. (I prefer death to fluorescent lighting.)
• I fully acknowledge that I love lame jokes, because they're lame.
• I get happy when I buy food (especially meat) on sale.
• I can find beauty and something to love in anything around me. (Working on it. *Anything* is still a stretch.)
• Desperate to find where I belong
• I am a home-owner
• I believe that one person can change the world and I want to be among those who have. (Yes, I believe one person can make a huge difference, I don't, however, feel like that person needs to be ME personally.)
• I'm bi/pansexual, but the thought of having a relationship with a guy at the moment grosses me out completely. (UH. WHUT. This makes no sense. How can you be "pan"sexual and reject a gender entirely?)
• I despise winter with an unholy passion and spend all of it wishing it was summer already. (I do spend the whole winter wishing it was summer. Which is unfortunate being as I live in NEW ENGLAND. Which is just barely a step up from ICELAND. Sheesh.)
• I'm a parent.
• I get obsessed with various kinds of foods and will eat them constantly until I get fed up and move on to the next food obsession.
• I don't like being near noisy people on public transport. I'm not good at being around noisy people, period.
• My life has recently been changed in ways I never expected.
• I'm beginning to realize how much more there is to me than I thought. (I'm beginning to realize there's actually a lot LESS of me. In a good way.)
• My dreams take a lot of work to make them possible, but they're worth it. (My dreams are to make art and babies. They're not that hard, really.)
• I never imagined I would become the person I am today.
• I wish I could go back and change too many things