Because Everybody Loves Jayne (Or They Get Shot)
• Guns don’t kill people. Jayne kills people.
• The chief export of Jayne Cobb is bullets.
• Jayne doesn’t go hunting, Jayne goes killing.
• Jayne doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
• The Black exists because the ’Verse is afraid to be on the same planet as
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