THE ASSOCIATION FOR REDUNDANCY ASSOCIATION IS IN SESSION!
never have i ever......
taken a shit with the door open. until 5 minutes ago.
hows everyone doing anyways? goddamn it sure has been awhile! ive missed livejournal so much! seriously, these past few weeks, ive felt like something was missing from my life. and now that im posting, ive finally realized what it was. livejournal! im glad to be back, my love.
just kidding.
except wait, no: EVERYone comnplains about their livejournal. thats true. everyone thinks livejournal sucks, and everyone says how lame their posts are. except right now, it seems to be the "in" thing to hate on livejournal. its true, livejournal.com is a website made by tools and perverts so we can read about millions of peoples lives. oh and did i mention how psedo-intellectual everyone acts on livejournal? or how everyone bitches and whines ALL THE FUCKING TIME about this and that and the other thing.
but hey, im gonna speak out against the livejournal dissenters: livejournal sucks, but deep down, we all know that every single person alive is obsessed with it. no exceptions. myself included. in fact, the only reason i post is so people will think im cool.
ANYWAYS. ive turned into a spaced out kid. i used to be so focused and attentive! and now im in another world half the time. seriously. people talk to me, and i think im listening. i truly do. i hear words, but nothing registers. its probably the huge amount of school that ive smoked. seriously, going to classes all day really wears down one's attentiveness. also, it ruins your motivation, kills brain cells, depletes your short term memory, and if you do it too much, youll get addicted and your lungs will look like this:
and dont try to tell me its potsmoking that makes me stupid. cause i swear you guys! i swear its not that bad! i swear you guys! i swear man! you guys, i swear!
has anyone heard of the new program they're starting to set up in towns across america? its called the FAA, or Funyun Addicts Anonumyus and its a support group for those truly addicted to funyuns. did you know that funyuns are a gateway drug, leading to much harder drugs, like nacho ranch flavored doritos? the road of addiction is a long and hard one, so if you find yourself eating funyuns, and its more than just recreational use, i strongly suggest you seek some kind of counseling. my friends dad died of an overdose. its just not safe!
alright. im bored. peace.
taken a shit with the door open. until 5 minutes ago.
hows everyone doing anyways? goddamn it sure has been awhile! ive missed livejournal so much! seriously, these past few weeks, ive felt like something was missing from my life. and now that im posting, ive finally realized what it was. livejournal! im glad to be back, my love.
just kidding.
except wait, no: EVERYone comnplains about their livejournal. thats true. everyone thinks livejournal sucks, and everyone says how lame their posts are. except right now, it seems to be the "in" thing to hate on livejournal. its true, livejournal.com is a website made by tools and perverts so we can read about millions of peoples lives. oh and did i mention how psedo-intellectual everyone acts on livejournal? or how everyone bitches and whines ALL THE FUCKING TIME about this and that and the other thing.
but hey, im gonna speak out against the livejournal dissenters: livejournal sucks, but deep down, we all know that every single person alive is obsessed with it. no exceptions. myself included. in fact, the only reason i post is so people will think im cool.
ANYWAYS. ive turned into a spaced out kid. i used to be so focused and attentive! and now im in another world half the time. seriously. people talk to me, and i think im listening. i truly do. i hear words, but nothing registers. its probably the huge amount of school that ive smoked. seriously, going to classes all day really wears down one's attentiveness. also, it ruins your motivation, kills brain cells, depletes your short term memory, and if you do it too much, youll get addicted and your lungs will look like this:
and dont try to tell me its potsmoking that makes me stupid. cause i swear you guys! i swear its not that bad! i swear you guys! i swear man! you guys, i swear!
has anyone heard of the new program they're starting to set up in towns across america? its called the FAA, or Funyun Addicts Anonumyus and its a support group for those truly addicted to funyuns. did you know that funyuns are a gateway drug, leading to much harder drugs, like nacho ranch flavored doritos? the road of addiction is a long and hard one, so if you find yourself eating funyuns, and its more than just recreational use, i strongly suggest you seek some kind of counseling. my friends dad died of an overdose. its just not safe!
alright. im bored. peace.