hey babe, howd you like to have a little fun?

Jun 06, 2005 18:55

wake up in the morning and its hard to live...drunk by noon but thats ok cause ill be president some day. and now in 94 we gonna lie some more...in 1994 we gonna die some more. got my cigarette and im fixed

its bizarre. i cant really find any reasons to post anymore. its like i just have nothing of importance to say. my new thing is computer games, man. not good ones. just awesome ones that come with the computer or are online. aggressive alpine skiing? best game ever. elastomania? best game ever. backgammon, solitaire, hearts, spades, minesweeper? best game ever.

bad news: got a summer school form in the mail today. gotta go to summer school. i was gonna go to camp. and now...i probably cant. therres always the chance that ill be able to weasel myself out of it....cause im damn good at that for some reason....but it aint amazingly probable.

in any case, if i do go to mssa, this is what i decided to take. 1: as the camp turns. 2: proscenium 3: proscenium 5: digital photography II 6: recording studio. yeah im not doing the big show. its cause i dont feel like trying to sing. too much of an effort. and "fools" rocks my fuckin socks off.

today was so weird man. this weekend has been weird man. yesterday, i went to the center expecting to stay sober and have a fun time just enjoying the nature. yes, the nature of lexington center. i dont know how it happened, but within 10 minutes i was drunk off my ass and about to smoke in this SKETCHY ASS garage. it was all good tho. then we went to the battle green inn...took off our clothes...went up to the balcony...and jumped into the pool!!! ahhhh it was a mad fun time. after that...hahaha...after that...i had 3 red bulls, smoked a blunt, and check this out: I LOOKED AT THE CLOUDS AND SAW REAL ANIMALS MAN! not real real animals, but really realistic animals in the sky. and we were enthralled cos we kept noticing more and more. so i did get to see the nature of the center after all. and plus, hangin with dorothy, declan, jon, nick, and heather is about the most amusing thing ever.

today was weird too. i cut first block and went to d-squared, right? brought my coffee into starbucks to sit down cause they have comfy seats. but the fat bitch at the counter ruined my good time and kicked me out. after arguring about grammar for 20 minutes outside with nick and rahim and jon, we decided to fuck starbucks up, get those fuckers back. so i threw my coffee at the big window in front and ran the fuck outta there. bahahahahahaha

cops is bitches.

today we dissected a fetal pig in biology. except i opted out of the lab, cause thats against my morals. what the fuck? jesus christ. its fucked up that we cut shit open, dead or not, for the sake of science. science can lick my fucking balls, and i dont need to cut open an unborn animals to learn. when my teacher asked me "how will we find out anything if we dont dissect" i told her we didnt need to find out shit. she said "but think of how different the world would be without science!" i told her science has ruined the world. and that shut that bitch up, cause she cant argue with it. people complain about war and shit, but its only because of our greedy ass needs to become more powerful, technologically advanced, and tyrannical. heres your science lesson of the day, and all you need to know about science for your whole life: love your brother, man.

did i mention i got the shit beaten out of me today? dorothy is an angry fuckin drunk man. she was kinda flipping out...and i guess no one was helping the situation by making fun of her boyfriend...cause hes a tool...and then she put that hat on that had spit in it...and blamed it on me...and hahah she jumped on me and threw me down onto the pavement! and stamped on my lungs, the weeakest part of my body! i didnt wanna hit her back...so instead i spread the love and called her a bitch and walked away.

hahah whatever tho cause we made up later.

im in love with my car
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