Dear George Lucas ( Read more... )

1) Tonights episode of "The Office":
Initial thoughts - it sucked.  After thinking about it for 40 minutes... it still pretty much sucks hard, though the tag at the end was brilliant

2) I really want some toast with some orange marmalade.  Seriously.  I'm jonesing for it something fierce.  It's not even funny.

3) Why is there nothing on the TV?

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I've moved to a new level in life today ... I've taken one step closer to being a "real" adult.

How did I do this, you ask?

I bought a mother-fuckin' blender, y'all.

Granted, I bought said blender so that I could make frozen margaritas - which I did, AND which were AWESOME - but I still bought a blender.  It's a really nice blender, too. A Black-n- ( Read more... )

Lauren: have you seen the sarah silverman/jimmy kimmel "i'm fucking matt damon" videos?
Lauren: (this is going somewhere relevant i promise)
me: yes!
Lauren: and josh groban!!
me: yes!
me: in the fucking ben affleck one
Lauren: it rocks so hard
Lauren: yes!Lauren: i really wanna hear it unbleeped
me: oh, me too
me: but i might die
Lauren: seriously, to hear ( Read more... )

I was super productive today.  I woke up earlier than usual for a Saturday and just started cleaning ( Read more... )

I am cranky, and bloated, and cranky, and irrational, and crampy, and irrational.

I just want to scream.

John and I are engaged!  He proposed last night at dinner.  It was a surprise, and very sweet :)


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Long Time Coming
OH MY GOD, PEOPLE!  I'm not claiming to be perfect, but if you can't spell, PLEASE just stay off the internet.  Instead, spend your time relearning those spelling words you ignored in 4th grade, and learn the difference between "there" and "their" and "your" and "you're".  Also, for the love of God, please learn the ( Read more... )

Sorry everyone, but all the Christmas icons are gone.  Enjoy a whole new batch!  Some old favorites have made their long-awaited return.

As for me, I'm ready to settle my brain for a long winter's nap, but that's not going to happen until after the New Year.

Visit my city!!

You know you want to...