First, Happy mother's day to all the mom's on my flist/circle ( Read more... )

I had great and glorious plans to go see the midnight showing of Star Trek last night with a whole group of friends and my husband ( Read more... )

In honor of my dear child Amber and our travails this day, I give you:

There once was a girl of fourteen
Who made her mother be mean
When she mouthed off in school
Like an idiot fool
And told her teacher to suck on a peen

we're driving in the car toward last weekend at fair. (did I mention that I got an iPhone for mothers day?) and the kids are in the back seat discussing levels of zombies: typical shambling zombies are level one or two. Ones smart enough to use police radios to order more food (send more cops) are level five, cursed pirate zombies are level 15 as ( Read more... )

*darkened stage ( Read more... )

Regarding Tim Drake as Robin:

"He's a really bad Robin, mom. I mean, he's not even gay!"

Have I mentioned that I have the coolest kid in the world?

My lovely Powerbook G4 that kimbal got me for my birthday last November did something very bad on Sunday and had to get sent to reform school the Apple repair center. It won't be back for two weeks, a fact that made me very sad.

kimbal's solution to this was to point out the shiny new MacBookPro sitting behind us and mentioning how Amber has been dieing to ( Read more... )

I'll be hitting the road tomorrow night and I doubt I will have much internet access on the way.
I will be emailing my cell number directly to the Texas folk for ease of planning as well as posting it in a flocked entry in case any of my friends want to meet up somewhere along the way.

My plans so far:

June 30thDrive to sister's house in Valencia ( Read more... )

little bit of nonsense my daughter and I came up with in the theatre last night ( Read more... )