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Some how Chris and his bike accident became the topic and we voted he tel us the story of what happened. I've never laughed so loud in public.
Chris gets this new bike as a gift. Riding it a week later he sees the neighborhood kids riding their bikes too. Chris decides to join them in a tour of the back roads of certain doom.
So The tribals and Chris are riding down this long hill and all of a sudden one of them decides to break away and just totally fly down the hill. Chris, being the ever-prideful young man that he is, could not allow this mere kid to just beat him down the hill, so Chris pursues him. They're both going really fast and Chris is catching up in a draft-style racing. All of a sudden the tribal stops suddenly to dodge a pothole in the road. Not having more than 8 ft. between them, Chris slams on the brand new brakes and The Catapult launches him endo-over and flying towards the tribal.
Chris (in resturant): "I remember having my on really snug. Like I could bearly blink much less anything else with it on. You'd think that would be good. No. You know what happened the second I hit the grown? You know what happened?! The SECOND I hit the ground it moved TO THE BACK OF MY HEAD! IT TOTALLY DID NOTHING WHAT SO EVER!"
Chris ends up hitting the ground face first and skidding a few feet before not showing any signs of life.
Kalens (in resturant): "You should know better that your face isn't going to stop you too well against the ground."
Chris (in resturant): "At first I didn't feel any pain so I slowly turned on my back. A couple seconds go by and I opened my eyes and there were a bunch of lil' kid faces in my face. So I said, "I'll see you guys on the other side..."
As waterfalls formed on the tribal's faces Chris then realised that joking like this would not be the best course of action. He then decided that the pain he was now feeling on his raw chin was begining to hurt more than he'd like.
Chris: "Just kidding guys; can some one just go get some help, please?"
Philmo (in resturant): "Yeah, I remember being in the driveway and this heard of lil' kids come running over and screaming their heads off. I was confused. So I laughed and got mommy."
Chris (in resturant): "Dude, no one asked for your side of the story. Ironicly enough the bike's name is The Catapult."
The brand new bike, The Catapult, was scratched and twisted in some of the joints. Sadly this was not the end of Chris and The Catapult's adventures. Also Philmo went endo on The Catapult while trying to stop going uphill.
Chris gets this new bike as a gift. Riding it a week later he sees the neighborhood kids riding their bikes too. Chris decides to join them in a tour of the back roads of certain doom.
So The tribals and Chris are riding down this long hill and all of a sudden one of them decides to break away and just totally fly down the hill. Chris, being the ever-prideful young man that he is, could not allow this mere kid to just beat him down the hill, so Chris pursues him. They're both going really fast and Chris is catching up in a draft-style racing. All of a sudden the tribal stops suddenly to dodge a pothole in the road. Not having more than 8 ft. between them, Chris slams on the brand new brakes and The Catapult launches him endo-over and flying towards the tribal.
Chris (in resturant): "I remember having my on really snug. Like I could bearly blink much less anything else with it on. You'd think that would be good. No. You know what happened the second I hit the grown? You know what happened?! The SECOND I hit the ground it moved TO THE BACK OF MY HEAD! IT TOTALLY DID NOTHING WHAT SO EVER!"
Chris ends up hitting the ground face first and skidding a few feet before not showing any signs of life.
Kalens (in resturant): "You should know better that your face isn't going to stop you too well against the ground."
Chris (in resturant): "At first I didn't feel any pain so I slowly turned on my back. A couple seconds go by and I opened my eyes and there were a bunch of lil' kid faces in my face. So I said, "I'll see you guys on the other side..."
As waterfalls formed on the tribal's faces Chris then realised that joking like this would not be the best course of action. He then decided that the pain he was now feeling on his raw chin was begining to hurt more than he'd like.
Chris: "Just kidding guys; can some one just go get some help, please?"
Philmo (in resturant): "Yeah, I remember being in the driveway and this heard of lil' kids come running over and screaming their heads off. I was confused. So I laughed and got mommy."
Chris (in resturant): "Dude, no one asked for your side of the story. Ironicly enough the bike's name is The Catapult."
The brand new bike, The Catapult, was scratched and twisted in some of the joints. Sadly this was not the end of Chris and The Catapult's adventures. Also Philmo went endo on The Catapult while trying to stop going uphill.