Jun 14, 2006 23:49
Boy, do I love Sobi :-D. I miss times when we'd chill like when ever, where ever, and how ever. Didn't need much of an excuse to just go ridin' to the beach at night or just watch each other to see who could do nothing the longest.
Last night, Kalens, Lil' Jimmey, sobi, Chris, and I went out to eat at the Macaroni Grill and yeah, that was pretty much the best eating-out experience I've ever had. Sadly it had to be the five of us put in the corner like special people when there were plenty of other free tables. Kalens, Chris, and I being the black people of the town didn't make much of a deal untill Sobi went there. By that I mean he pretty much turned everything into a racist thing. Even though a black dude seated us Sobi was sure that because there was black people amongst the group that we had to sit really far away from everyone else. When the waitress came to receive our drink orders it was all over.
The second I picked up my menu I was pretty much amused by the feel and so Italiano look of it for the remainder of the food selecting time. So I totally didn't think to actually order food....Chris was sittin there looking for the hamburgers while Lil' Jimmy was coloring on the table. Once we ordered drinks (which literally took more than 7 mins for 5 people) Kalens ever-so-cunning sarcasim of doom reminded me that since I made a big fuss about how the menu was in ITALIAN!!! and how I complained I didn't know what anything mean like "fetta" or "sausage" I had to order first. Luckily for me my menu fell out of the ever-so-cool menu cover thing and I just inda tucked it away.......somewhere......and took Chris'.
So! I found what I wanted, or what I understood the most words in the description and picked that. Ironicly it wasn't the spaghetti, which I was looking for. The poor waitress comes back and probably noticed the very childish drawings on the table. Sobi being the most mature (not) drew a palm tree on an island. Kalens wrote his anme backwards facing the waitress and then everyone did that. Since I'm smart I just hard to write my name normal cause I was sitting next to the waitress :-). Lil' Jimmea, the lil' kid that he is, started writing insulting comments to the people who had to clean up the table. It wasn't the worst thing in the world, just that it was a message saying the people who cleaned the tabled (in normal english) sucked because they're supporting coprerate America and they're being jipped or something. I dunno....some how it came down to Jimmea making more money than them but not really since he barely has a job, much less is as cool as a waiter or waitress, in this instance....
My retarted face ruled the table. Chris pretty much attempted to write his name backwards and.....let's not get into the rest. Except one thing: At this resteruant the waiting person writes their name on the table after they seat you (which annoys me like >:-O). Chris started to draw an arrow pointing to her name and then say, "W....." then Kalens started to interject and noted that you don't want to screw with the waitstaff because of obvious reasons. Then I reminded Chris of the movie Waiting and so on. Too bad that by the time Sobi, kalens, Chris, and I got done with that lil' tidbit of advice Lil' Jimmea wrote something probably racist (to us black peoples) and how the waitress is like....yeah...CENSORED. Just kidding. But he didn't finish it so Kalens scribbled it out cause it wasn't good. That bad part is that now it looks very obvious that there was something written about the waitress that we didn't want her to see....................................Ummm....yeah.......Thank you Lil' Jimmea. Sobi and his ever-smart and cunningness just covered it up with the breadplate.
Too bad the waitress came right back (like 2 mins later) to pick up the bread....I wonder why I didn't like them writing on the table in the first place. Hobo children.....
It's a good thing it took forever for our food to get there. If we got our food like fast I deff would've choked like hardcore...
the end,
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