If you're a Puck/Rachel shipper like me and haven't tried reading fics of this couple, I greatly encourage you to begin with these ridiculously, beautifully, cracktastically brilliant fics!
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of_hearts Its All Gonna Break PUCK: “No shit, Berry. And just so you know, you’re about eight notches past the crazy I’d ever put up with, so don’t flatter yourself.”
6 Times Puck Realizes Rachel Berry has Him Wrapped Around Her Little Finger (and Sorta Doesn't Mind) RACHEL: “I know, I know, I know, this is the last thing you would ever want to do, but six months ago, my dads asked me if I wanted a party and I said no because who would ever come to Rachel Berry’s Sweet Sixteen?..But now…Now there is someone.”
PUCK: “Man, Berry, you've legit got me pussy whipped.”
5 Times Puck Got Rachel to Break the Law and 1 Time They Get Caught DRUNK!RACHEL: “You wanna know a secret?”
PUCK: “You think I’m sexy, don’t you?”
DRUNK!RACHEL: “I think I might be in love with you, Noah. But don’t tell Puck, he’s kind of a dick.”
PUCK: “Sorry to break it to you, babe, but Puck already knew.”
In the Stacks PUCK: “B-Sizzle. You and me behind the bleachers in ten. Leave your skirt, you won’t need it.”
In the Parking Lot PUCK: “No wait, just listen, baby, I didn't want to do something as gay as this, but you're leaving me with no other option....I don’t want anybody else…when I think about you I touch myself, ohhh-”
In the Janitor's Closet FINN: “You’re clearly crazy about her okay? Sure, you and Rach came out of left field, but it worked, in a weird opposites-attract, salty-and-sweet kinda way.”
PUCK: "Dude, I gotta go call Hummel ‘cause that was the legit gayest thing you have ever said to me.”
2 Lost Souls Swimming in a Fish Bowl - MULTI CHAP