you are a dickballs
Not really. I am all abusive because I have been drinking. And by drinking, I mean at work. At work drinking. Drinking beers.
Tonight Ben and I shall go to see Sigur Ros. It's no Iron Maiden, but shit. Not everyone can live in Wisconsin.
Sigur Ros is only playing five shows in the States. Omaha. Pfft.
In two weeks they play in Iceland with "Bjork and others." I prefer to not throw around the "r" word, but this is such a special occasion. That sounds retarded.
I did some laundry this week and found a toolbox. I opened it up and it contained a hangie automobile air freshener, a box of air-freshener-smelling candy, and an air-freshener-smelling $20 gift card for Barnes and Noble. What the shit. I needed all of these things. Perhaps if I continue to do laundry, I shall find fancy Tyranena beers, ladies, iPhones that I can smash on the sidewalk.
Tonight Ben and I shall go to see Sigur Ros. It's no Iron Maiden, but shit. Not everyone can live in Wisconsin.
Sigur Ros is only playing five shows in the States. Omaha. Pfft.
In two weeks they play in Iceland with "Bjork and others." I prefer to not throw around the "r" word, but this is such a special occasion. That sounds retarded.
I did some laundry this week and found a toolbox. I opened it up and it contained a hangie automobile air freshener, a box of air-freshener-smelling candy, and an air-freshener-smelling $20 gift card for Barnes and Noble. What the shit. I needed all of these things. Perhaps if I continue to do laundry, I shall find fancy Tyranena beers, ladies, iPhones that I can smash on the sidewalk.