Fall
Next time I see or hear the word iPhone, I grab the nearest living thing and set it on fire with my mind. Good because I will have suddenly learned to set things on fire with my mind. Bad because the authorities will be all on my ass because I will have suddenly learned to set things on fire with my mind.
I will likely be recruited into a well-funded group that claims to be higher in the government than the actual government. At first, I shall tell them to suck one, and be satisified. Then I shall tell them to not suck one after they threaten to frame my parents for a bank robbery. Because of this, I will join the well-funded group, and have a large salary. I will accidentally tell girlfriends and stuff every now and again, and that will always result in their being blown up in automobiles. When that happens, I will shout, "Noooooooooooo!" while the explosion makes my hair blow around all awesome-like.
My life will apparently be just like the show Alias. That show was not that good. I am going to start watching season five tonight.
Yesterday Ben and I saw The Fall. I recommend that you see that movie. It is not necessarily good, but it is necessarily worth seeing in the theater.
I will likely be recruited into a well-funded group that claims to be higher in the government than the actual government. At first, I shall tell them to suck one, and be satisified. Then I shall tell them to not suck one after they threaten to frame my parents for a bank robbery. Because of this, I will join the well-funded group, and have a large salary. I will accidentally tell girlfriends and stuff every now and again, and that will always result in their being blown up in automobiles. When that happens, I will shout, "Noooooooooooo!" while the explosion makes my hair blow around all awesome-like.
My life will apparently be just like the show Alias. That show was not that good. I am going to start watching season five tonight.
Yesterday Ben and I saw The Fall. I recommend that you see that movie. It is not necessarily good, but it is necessarily worth seeing in the theater.