A Decade in Review

[hawkorhandsaw]

2000: It started with my first girlfriend breaking up with me after new years. it really was for the best and i'm glad i got to enjoy some of my freshman year without a girlfriend. then a few months later, my frenemy told me she wanted to rock my jock and after putting in some effort, she did so (and was the first to do so). she eventually cheated

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[pretzelcoatl]

until her DAD had to tell me.

I originally read this as "D&D had to tell me."

[hawkorhandsaw]

d&d - the ancient chinese divination technique

[pretzelcoatl]

Was it predicting whether you were Chaotic Good or True Neutral?

[hawkorhandsaw]

sadly, no, it just told me that i couldnt hit armor class 0

[hawkorhandsaw]

I couldn't get white onions, because of the war.

[hawkorhandsaw]

*snores*

[ex_riotfolk]

ADD ME BACK ONION BELT

[hawkorhandsaw]

i do what i want.

and i want to add you back.

so, yeah, that happened.