[quotable_muse] Prompt 111
"WHO'D INVENT A JOB LIKE THAT?"
~ Three Days of the Condor
There are some jobs listed on our ID cards that I’m surprised no one called us on. Like Bikini Inspector for example. I don't know how that got us as far as it did, but I'm amazed where we've been able to go with just flashing a badge with pictures and not having anyone actually reading it. Then again, we flash it by pretty fast so they can't catch it. If only they knew what it really said.
Most people really don't pay attention to the little detail anyway and having done this many times, you can put just about anything for a job title. Dean knows this all too well. In fact, he loves it. So he continues to put ridiculous titles on the cards because he thinks it's amusing. Well, it won't be amusing when someone does actually pay attention and we have to explain ourselves.
When we have to get into a harder hunt that's covered with police, that's when we flash the FBI cards, but a lot of people are more suspicious about badges, the actual FBI themselves, and more often than not we have to give them a phone line to Bobby's place to help us out. Being a hunter for far longer than us, he's prepared several direct lines for the right circumstances. But he's been getting a lot of calls lately and isn't too happy about playing FBI Director all the time.
Can you believe Dean even put Master of the Universe on one of them? But he didn't give himself that honor and put that one on his badge, oh no, he gave that one to me. Like I'd appreciate the reference. Dean gave himself the title of Pie Taster. You know, someone's bound to catch us one of these days.
Word Count: 316
~ Three Days of the Condor
There are some jobs listed on our ID cards that I’m surprised no one called us on. Like Bikini Inspector for example. I don't know how that got us as far as it did, but I'm amazed where we've been able to go with just flashing a badge with pictures and not having anyone actually reading it. Then again, we flash it by pretty fast so they can't catch it. If only they knew what it really said.
Most people really don't pay attention to the little detail anyway and having done this many times, you can put just about anything for a job title. Dean knows this all too well. In fact, he loves it. So he continues to put ridiculous titles on the cards because he thinks it's amusing. Well, it won't be amusing when someone does actually pay attention and we have to explain ourselves.
When we have to get into a harder hunt that's covered with police, that's when we flash the FBI cards, but a lot of people are more suspicious about badges, the actual FBI themselves, and more often than not we have to give them a phone line to Bobby's place to help us out. Being a hunter for far longer than us, he's prepared several direct lines for the right circumstances. But he's been getting a lot of calls lately and isn't too happy about playing FBI Director all the time.
Can you believe Dean even put Master of the Universe on one of them? But he didn't give himself that honor and put that one on his badge, oh no, he gave that one to me. Like I'd appreciate the reference. Dean gave himself the title of Pie Taster. You know, someone's bound to catch us one of these days.
Word Count: 316