Apr 12, 2008 11:38
After work a few of us went to Superior Grill to partake of their awesome margaritas. Of course, my being a complete eye candy slut, made sure we got the waiter that I just find absolutely hot. Dana, Robert, Robin, and I had a great time...
...until the crazy bitch at the table next to us went psycho.
While on the patio, we watched this car try to parallel park and back into this other car at least five times. We, and the table next to us, are like "Whoa!" and what not. Anyway, after the car leaves we go put a note on the windshield with the license plate number letting people know simply that such and such car hit you in case there is damage.
"You guys are fucking ridiculous."
We all turn our heads at this ugly girl who just starts screaming at us. She yells about how it's an accident, we need to grow up, etc. I tell her she's ruining my buzz and needs to get out of my face to which she says she's in college (like what the hell does that mean). I inform her I have an MA so as someone far more wise she needs to take a hike, and then she goes into another tirade by which point our table, the one next to us (the allies), and her are going at it. This girl's friends are telling her to shut up, and you could tell they had had enough for one was like "Let her get her ass beaten. Let's leave her here."
Dana was so awesome in handling the situation by talking to her like she was five. Eventually, she makes the girl leave and the patio erupts in applause. I get up and rewrite the note and put it on the car again to which elicits another applause. The table next to us then moved over and bought rounds.
Gotta love Superior Grill.