Down with something that kept me off my feet for a day. Sleep, sleep, sleep. Wondering if it's death that I want. Not by my thoughts, just by prior course of action. I'm doing okay though ( Read more... )

A, why must you be this way? You are the one to remind me of what my other half says (I am "no suzy-fucking home maker). Shrimp!!! You make shrimp! I want shrimp. We both want shrimp!!! Damn you! (J/K)

Two birds fucking in a tree. How quaint. The snow drips with its own perspiring. The melt is easy, pouring, drenching in an inconsistant yet pounding stream. Taste it.

I found my soul mate. It took me fucking long enough to figure out he was my husband.

Now that it doesn't matter so much, I've finally found something that seems to keep the pre-natal vitamin down. My diet hasn't been too healthy throughout. This girl is mainly comprised of Lindt chocolates, over-processed foods, and anything else that actually helps to put/keep the weight on. Hardly any vegetables, but plenty of fruit. Too much ( Read more... )

My computer has some sort of virus, A. It's not allowing me to view your LJ (just yours, oddly enough).Anyway, that's why I haven't responded to any recent posts ( Read more... )

Sounds like Walmart is going to try something new this year. Instead of saying "Happy Holidays", the greeter is going to guess your religion based on what you look like. He/she will then greet you accordingly. Who thought this up? I'm thinking they were really bored and wanted a little controversy. Either that or maybe this was a good way to get ( Read more... )

I was sore when I woke up because I'd stayed in the same position all night and Ludo'd been sleeping on me. I got up to use the bathroom. The cat stole my bed ( Read more... )

Better than what you can get in a bag: a sip of vinegar chased with a regular potato chip.
The new job is no longer so new, but it is going well. The days are always busy and quick.

Spooky: that you may know someone who has yet to exist, if he/she has not yet to begun existing already. What goes through my mind does not matter. That which present holds, it holds. Let it be as I hope for.