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BLACK METAL IS NOT LOOKING LIKE AN ORC AND CARRYING A SWORD THAT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE.
IT ISN'T EVEN LOOKING LIKE AN ORC AND CARRYING A SWORD THAT YOU DO KNOW HOW TO USE.
CORPSEPAINT AND CAPES WILL NOT HELP YOUR BAND.
JUDEO-CHRISTIAN FLAGHOLDERS ARE RELENTLESS IN PROPAGANDA TO CONVERT AND SPREAD THEIR PHILOSOPHY. THEY ARE LIKE THE VIETCONG. THEY HAVE HAD AGES TO PERFECT WHAT THEY DO AND WE ARE STRANGERS IN THEIR STRANGE LAND AND WE ARE IN THE MINORITY. KNOW THY ENEMY, READ THE BIBLE, ATTEND CHURCH AND TALK TO CHRISTIANS. SPREAD FLYERS, SPREAD PROPAGANDA, SPREAD WHAT YOU HOLD AS TRUTH, BECAUSE IF THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE ALL ABOUT ARE THE FEW PEOPLE YOU SENT YOUR DEMO TO OR LIKEMINDED INDIVIDUALS, THEN YOU ARE NOT FIGHTING FOR THE PHILOSOPHY IN WHICH YOU BELIEVE, WHICH IS A PHILOSOPHY OF FIGHTING.
BLACK METAL IS NOT VAMPYRIC BECAUSE IT IS NOT A FUCKING FAIRY TALE.
IF YOU THINK YOU ARE A VAMPIRE, CHANCES ARE, YOUR BAND AND THE BANDS YOU LISTEN TO ARE SHITTY. NOT TO MENTION YOU PROBABLY WASTED YOUR NERDY MONEY ON A SHITLOAD OF PROPS AND GARBAGE TO PLAY WITH.
NAMING YOURSELF GOATFUCKER OR GRAND RAPER OF THE INVERTED NAZARENE BASTARD 666 DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE EVIL. AND IF I EVER DO A 'ZINE, I WILL NOT FUCKING CALL YOU THAT.
FUCKING GOATS IS NOT 'GRIM', AND IT DOES NOTHING TO DEMONSTRATE ANYTHING OTHER THAN YOUR DESIRE TO STRETCH OUT A DUMB ANIMAL'S RECTUM.
NAMING YOUR BAND GOATFUCKER OR RELATED IDIOCIES IS NOT CREATIVE AND IS NOT EVIL EITHER.
COMPLAINING ABOUT ANY BLACK METAL SCENE DOESN'T MAKE YOU SEEM COOL, IT ONLY PUTS YOU OVER THERE IN THE SCENE-HATERS SCENE, WHICH HAPPENS TO BE THE MOST OVERCROWDED IN UNDERGROUND METAL. YOU ARE ONE STEP AWAY FROM JUGGALO STATUS.
COMPLAINING ABOUT A TRENDY BLACK METAL SCENE ON AN ONLINE PUBLIC BLOGGER IS LIKE SUCKING COCK TO GET PAST THE BOUNCER AT A GAY RAVE AND THEN COMPLAINING THAT THERE ARE FAGGOTS ALL AROUND YOU. YOU HAVE ACHIEVED JUGGALO STATUS AND WOULD PROBABLY BE WISE TO PURSUE THE GAY RAVE SCENE INSTEAD.
IN MOST CASES, IF IT WEREN'T FOR METALLICA OR PANTERA OR SOME GAY SHIT LIKE KISS, NO ONE WOULD LISTEN TO UNDERGROUND MUSIC OR BLACK METAL. ADFUCKINGMIT IT YOU PRETENTIOUS SILLY ASSHOLES (SEE BELOW).
KILL YOURSELF IF YOU HAVE DELUSIONS THAT YOU STARTED OUT LISTENING TO GRIM KVLT BANDS LIKE GOATFUCKER OR COLD DEAD WINDS OF THE NECROGOAT.
BANDS THAT PARODY GENERIC WATERY BLACK METAL LIKE IMPALED NORTHERN MOON FOREST ARE OLD. IT WAS FUNNY THE FIRST TIME. IT SHOULD BE STRANGLED TO KEEP FROM BECOMING ANOTHER WRETCHED GENRE. ANY GENRE STARTED BY THE MUSICAL GENIUSES BEHIND ANAL CUNT SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
CONCERNING THE NATIONAL SOCIALIST OR RACIAL SUPERIORITY COMPLEXES---BEING PROUD OF ONE'S HERITAGE SHOULD MEAN THAT YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR RELATIVES HAVE BEEN AND WHAT YOUR LINEAGE HAS GONE THROUGH. IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT BECAUSE YOU ARE PINK AND NOT BROWN, YOU CAN CLAIM THAT YOU ARE ODHINN'S CHILD. MOST OF US, AND EVENTUALLY ALMOST EVERY ONE OF US WOULD BE GASSED IF WE LIVED IN NAZI GERMANY, SO STOP PRETENDING THAT YOU ARE IN THE EINSATZGRUPPEN.
YOUR PALE COLOR DOES NOT MAKE YOU A MAN, IT MAKES YOU EASIER TO SUNBURN AND GET SKIN CANCER, WHICH I PERSONALLY BELIEVE IS SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF, BUT THAT IS JUST ME. I COULD BE IN A WORLD FULL OF SCANDINAVIANS AND STILL CALL IT A FUCKING SHITTY PLACE. WHERE YOU COME FROM GEOGRAPHICALLY DOESN'T MEAN SHIT UNLESS YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT YOUR HEIGHT OR ABILITY TO DRINK SHITTY WATER OR PENIS SIZE OR OTHER SUCH TRIVIAL BULLSHIT THAT COMES FROM COMING FROM ALL CORNERS OF THIS GLOBE.
IF YOU REALLY HATED LIFE SO MUCH YOU WOULD END OTHER PEOPLE'S.
IF YOU REALLY REALLY HATED LIFE, YOU WOULD END YOUR OWN.
THERE IS NO REALLY GREAT REASON TO NOT KILL YOURSELF, BUT IF THERE WERE IT WOULD BE TO PURSUE THE DESTRUCTION OF JUDEO-CHRISTIAN INFLUENCE AND LIVE FOR THE SPREADING OF THE BLACK METAL IDEOLOGY.
LAST OF ALL, IN CASE THIS CAUSED CONFUSION, I SAY TO YOU THAT BLACK METAL IS NOT GOING ON AND ON ABOUT WHAT BLACK METAL IS NOT.
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BLACK METAL IS ABOUT PLAYING THE DARKEST, MOST TWISTED, SICK, AND EVIL MUSIC THAT YOU CAN. IT IS ABOUT AGGRESSION, HATRED, EVIL, OPPOSITION, AND IT PUSHES BOUNDARIES AND SHAPES THE MIND. IT IS RAW AND VISCERAL, AND IT IS UNCOMPROMISING.
IF YOU AREN'T THESE THINGS, YOU HAVE FAILED AT EMBRACING THE SPIRIT OF BLACK METAL AND QUITE POSSIBLY METAL IN GENERAL.
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IT ISN'T EVEN LOOKING LIKE AN ORC AND CARRYING A SWORD THAT YOU DO KNOW HOW TO USE.
CORPSEPAINT AND CAPES WILL NOT HELP YOUR BAND.
JUDEO-CHRISTIAN FLAGHOLDERS ARE RELENTLESS IN PROPAGANDA TO CONVERT AND SPREAD THEIR PHILOSOPHY. THEY ARE LIKE THE VIETCONG. THEY HAVE HAD AGES TO PERFECT WHAT THEY DO AND WE ARE STRANGERS IN THEIR STRANGE LAND AND WE ARE IN THE MINORITY. KNOW THY ENEMY, READ THE BIBLE, ATTEND CHURCH AND TALK TO CHRISTIANS. SPREAD FLYERS, SPREAD PROPAGANDA, SPREAD WHAT YOU HOLD AS TRUTH, BECAUSE IF THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE ALL ABOUT ARE THE FEW PEOPLE YOU SENT YOUR DEMO TO OR LIKEMINDED INDIVIDUALS, THEN YOU ARE NOT FIGHTING FOR THE PHILOSOPHY IN WHICH YOU BELIEVE, WHICH IS A PHILOSOPHY OF FIGHTING.
BLACK METAL IS NOT VAMPYRIC BECAUSE IT IS NOT A FUCKING FAIRY TALE.
IF YOU THINK YOU ARE A VAMPIRE, CHANCES ARE, YOUR BAND AND THE BANDS YOU LISTEN TO ARE SHITTY. NOT TO MENTION YOU PROBABLY WASTED YOUR NERDY MONEY ON A SHITLOAD OF PROPS AND GARBAGE TO PLAY WITH.
NAMING YOURSELF GOATFUCKER OR GRAND RAPER OF THE INVERTED NAZARENE BASTARD 666 DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE EVIL. AND IF I EVER DO A 'ZINE, I WILL NOT FUCKING CALL YOU THAT.
FUCKING GOATS IS NOT 'GRIM', AND IT DOES NOTHING TO DEMONSTRATE ANYTHING OTHER THAN YOUR DESIRE TO STRETCH OUT A DUMB ANIMAL'S RECTUM.
NAMING YOUR BAND GOATFUCKER OR RELATED IDIOCIES IS NOT CREATIVE AND IS NOT EVIL EITHER.
COMPLAINING ABOUT ANY BLACK METAL SCENE DOESN'T MAKE YOU SEEM COOL, IT ONLY PUTS YOU OVER THERE IN THE SCENE-HATERS SCENE, WHICH HAPPENS TO BE THE MOST OVERCROWDED IN UNDERGROUND METAL. YOU ARE ONE STEP AWAY FROM JUGGALO STATUS.
COMPLAINING ABOUT A TRENDY BLACK METAL SCENE ON AN ONLINE PUBLIC BLOGGER IS LIKE SUCKING COCK TO GET PAST THE BOUNCER AT A GAY RAVE AND THEN COMPLAINING THAT THERE ARE FAGGOTS ALL AROUND YOU. YOU HAVE ACHIEVED JUGGALO STATUS AND WOULD PROBABLY BE WISE TO PURSUE THE GAY RAVE SCENE INSTEAD.
IN MOST CASES, IF IT WEREN'T FOR METALLICA OR PANTERA OR SOME GAY SHIT LIKE KISS, NO ONE WOULD LISTEN TO UNDERGROUND MUSIC OR BLACK METAL. ADFUCKINGMIT IT YOU PRETENTIOUS SILLY ASSHOLES (SEE BELOW).
KILL YOURSELF IF YOU HAVE DELUSIONS THAT YOU STARTED OUT LISTENING TO GRIM KVLT BANDS LIKE GOATFUCKER OR COLD DEAD WINDS OF THE NECROGOAT.
BANDS THAT PARODY GENERIC WATERY BLACK METAL LIKE IMPALED NORTHERN MOON FOREST ARE OLD. IT WAS FUNNY THE FIRST TIME. IT SHOULD BE STRANGLED TO KEEP FROM BECOMING ANOTHER WRETCHED GENRE. ANY GENRE STARTED BY THE MUSICAL GENIUSES BEHIND ANAL CUNT SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
CONCERNING THE NATIONAL SOCIALIST OR RACIAL SUPERIORITY COMPLEXES---BEING PROUD OF ONE'S HERITAGE SHOULD MEAN THAT YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR RELATIVES HAVE BEEN AND WHAT YOUR LINEAGE HAS GONE THROUGH. IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT BECAUSE YOU ARE PINK AND NOT BROWN, YOU CAN CLAIM THAT YOU ARE ODHINN'S CHILD. MOST OF US, AND EVENTUALLY ALMOST EVERY ONE OF US WOULD BE GASSED IF WE LIVED IN NAZI GERMANY, SO STOP PRETENDING THAT YOU ARE IN THE EINSATZGRUPPEN.
YOUR PALE COLOR DOES NOT MAKE YOU A MAN, IT MAKES YOU EASIER TO SUNBURN AND GET SKIN CANCER, WHICH I PERSONALLY BELIEVE IS SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF, BUT THAT IS JUST ME. I COULD BE IN A WORLD FULL OF SCANDINAVIANS AND STILL CALL IT A FUCKING SHITTY PLACE. WHERE YOU COME FROM GEOGRAPHICALLY DOESN'T MEAN SHIT UNLESS YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT YOUR HEIGHT OR ABILITY TO DRINK SHITTY WATER OR PENIS SIZE OR OTHER SUCH TRIVIAL BULLSHIT THAT COMES FROM COMING FROM ALL CORNERS OF THIS GLOBE.
IF YOU REALLY HATED LIFE SO MUCH YOU WOULD END OTHER PEOPLE'S.
IF YOU REALLY REALLY HATED LIFE, YOU WOULD END YOUR OWN.
THERE IS NO REALLY GREAT REASON TO NOT KILL YOURSELF, BUT IF THERE WERE IT WOULD BE TO PURSUE THE DESTRUCTION OF JUDEO-CHRISTIAN INFLUENCE AND LIVE FOR THE SPREADING OF THE BLACK METAL IDEOLOGY.
LAST OF ALL, IN CASE THIS CAUSED CONFUSION, I SAY TO YOU THAT BLACK METAL IS NOT GOING ON AND ON ABOUT WHAT BLACK METAL IS NOT.
__________________________
__________________________
BLACK METAL IS ABOUT PLAYING THE DARKEST, MOST TWISTED, SICK, AND EVIL MUSIC THAT YOU CAN. IT IS ABOUT AGGRESSION, HATRED, EVIL, OPPOSITION, AND IT PUSHES BOUNDARIES AND SHAPES THE MIND. IT IS RAW AND VISCERAL, AND IT IS UNCOMPROMISING.
IF YOU AREN'T THESE THINGS, YOU HAVE FAILED AT EMBRACING THE SPIRIT OF BLACK METAL AND QUITE POSSIBLY METAL IN GENERAL.
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