Whoever can explain why I woke up covered in paint gets a free show of gratitude.

[The image of Jane laying on her bed flashes onto the screen, she stops staring at the ceiling in favor of blinking, lazily, at the camera.]

Someone explain why people think an eighteenth birthday is a big deal.

[Guess who's the unhappy birthday girl? I'd guess it's the bored, almost annoyed looking brunette who's now reaching over to attempt to turn ( Read more... )

[Sitting underneath a tree is the ever snarky adorable Jane. But, the even more adorable part is the fact she's not only sitting, but she's sleeping. Her hair springs around her face is big, dramatic waves - clearly, someone uses a hair straightener and her big, clunky boots are right beside her, leaving her curled up in a sitting position, ( Read more... )

[There's a few moments of static before the camera finally bursts to life; a rather pretty brunette with big, blue eyes stares down the lens, bored and uninterested in everything around her. She offers a polite nod of acknowledgement to those watching and begins to speak.]

Alright. Well. Hello, fellow residents of... here. I'm Jane and I'll be your ( Read more... )