hehe

Jan 29, 2003 09:49

me: sales told this dude that the home networking wireless range was 5 miles
me: just imagine what the kit would look like with a 5 mile transmitter
Scott: hahaha.. great
Scott: it would be delivered via a flatbed... haha
me: it would have a roof mounted antenae
me: probably a tv sized external power supply
Scott: ya
me: sales is stupid
Scott: gotta hook it up to a home run 220v power supply
Scott: customer installed
me: 440
me: hehe
me: while on, your lights would dim
Scott: ya
me: and you would loose DSL sync
Scott: the black spot on the little spinning power meter would hit 60 rpms
me: you would need a special license from the FCC to use it
Scott: it'd need a blinking light on the top for aircraft to spot it easier
me: no one would be able to listen to their radios within a 1 mile radius
me: all HAM radio operators would bow to your leetness
Scott: haha... verizon would ask to put a cellular hookup on top, and ask to do one of those stupid "can you hear me now? good!" commercials on yer front lawn while you're holding up your fingers in a V
me: hehe
me: aliens would attempt to communicate with you
Scott: and you could reply
Scott: and they would hear you
me: hehe
me: seti at home would contract you
Scott: hahahaha
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