The funny things I hear

Feb 01, 2006 19:04

Drunk man: You called my name! You called my name! Woo-hoo, you finally picked a winner!

Host girl in the bullpen area: I had to look up a bunch of words on here, I didn't know what they meant. Ire? Emu? What the hell?

Patron: Why yes, my birthday is this month. I'll be 81!
Random passerby, unrelated to Patron: 81? Oh, baby, oh mama, lemme hug you! I need to hug you, you're 81!

Creepy slot-playing guy: Thank you, bless you. Jesus bless you. Oh, Lord, give me double double diamonds on this spin! Thank you, Jesus. SPANK THAT ASS! YEAH!

Sometimes, people's comments are just about the only things that get me through the day. :-) I'll update you all on my life when I find it!
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