Oh, for fuck's sake.

[harvey_twoface]

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[harvey_twoface]

What else is new?



And here I thought Parker was the only boy in danger...

[thisislexluthor]

In fairness to Batman, he gave regular, non-kinky relationships a shot.



They just didn't take.



Superman, on the other hand...

[harvey_twoface]

Batman kissed a woman? But he's never been terribly subtle...

[thisislexluthor]

He kisses all kinds of women:



Including your psychologist, or so I hear.

[harvey_twoface]

Late former psychologist, I think you mean.

Anyway, he's kissed far worse things.

[thisislexluthor]

...Wow. All right, then. I suppose it's none of my business what you freaks get up to in Gotham.

...What the hell?!

I don't even...here's a picture of Superman with a lion on his head. I feel like I need to offer something equally baffling.

[harvey_twoface]

Nah, that makes perfect sense. At least compared to this:

[thisislexluthor]

Oh yeah? Well here's Superman as an evil centaur attacking Lana Lang. For...some reason.

[harvey_twoface]

...It's an epidemic. D:

[thisislexluthor]

"Unbreakable spell"? She's not a centaur now. Lane get's up to some really strange-


Wait, what?


WAIT, WHAT?! THAT'S A HORRIBLE LIKENESS OF ME!

ETA: AND I WOULD NEVER NAME ANY CHILD OF MINE "LARRY"!

[harvey_twoface]

...



This looks like you, too. Is he really that abusive? Lex... I had no idea. If you ever need to talk about it...

[thisislexluthor]

Yes, he is.



Good for me, though. For being able to talk while being punched through a random brick wall.

[harvey_twoface]

He's kind of an asshole, isn't he?

[dr_joan_leland]

Threatening me will not-

...what the hell? A goat?

[harvey_twoface]

Yeah, a goat. You kissed a man who kissed a goat.

[dr_joan_leland]

So did you. Multiple times. Do we need to talk about this?