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[harvey_twoface]

I just got back from my bi-monthly Men Against Wayne meeting. I guess I should probably stop going now that I'm actually dating Bruce Wayne, but I paid my dues for a whole year, and the cupcakes are absolutely delicious (thanks, Rach!). Come to think of it, I haven't been "against" Wayne in quite a long time, at least not in intended sense of the

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[thisislexluthor]

Ah, Men Against Wayne. Truly one of the finest organizations in existence.

[harvey_twoface]

I quite agree. But maybe I should quit. Bruce doesn't seem to be too pleased with my being a member.

I wish I could join another club, though. I'll miss being a part of such a noble cause.

[thisislexluthor]

Pfft, who cares what Bruce thinks, Harvey? You should invite him to one of the meetings.

[harvey_twoface]

Ha ha, they'd eat him alive. Literally. These people are really obsessed with their food.

[thisislexluthor]

Well, maybe if he chips in for salsa or cupcakes, they'll ignore him.

[harvey_twoface]

I know I do. :D

[thisislexluthor]

That's the spirit. Hey, you should use his credit card to buy us things. It would add that touch of thievery and class.