~o~ Me, From a Christian Priest's Point of View ~o~

[harryp0tter]

lol, I thought this was a bit funny, and I decided to post it. I found this list, which was composed by a Christian Priest, who feels my mates and I worship the devil. I just thought it was interesting how his point of view was so incredibly different and askew from what truly happened.

1) The animal sacrifice of a cat.

... Crookshanks? Ron is

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[devancain]

HAHAHAHAHAHA... Harry, if only you knew... I get told at LEAST once a day that what I do is WRONG (I'm a practicing witch), and that I am on a path to Hell. It really cracks me up. Nowadays, I usually say, "Yes, I am, and I have a house all to myself down there." To answer your question about werewolves and vampires in the Bible ~~ I have read the Bible, and I do not remember there being anything specifically about werewolves or vampires. Anyone is welcome to correct me here.
15) Approval of astrology.

Didn't the wise men follow a star?

Yes indeed... They were also not only wise men; they were magi. I wonder if they went to Hell...
10) Astral project or travel.
Apparation? So everyone passed 7th year is basically doomed - sorry for your luck

Whoever wrote that list wasn't referring to apparation by listing astral projection. Astral projection is projecting your spirit (or astral body) out of yourself to travel on the astral plane (or several other reasons for travel). You know that apparation is using mind over matter to move your physical body from point A to point B. So I suppose you can rest assured that the priest did not know what he was talking about... but I should think that is quite obvious. Thanks for the laugh, Harry ~~ It is nice to know that I won't be the only witch in Hell.

[harryp0tter]

Nah, you won't be the only witch in hell. Apparently all of Hogwarts is going there too!

[devancain]

Wonderful to know that! What better place than Hell to meet fellow witches and wizards from all over the world? We should organize a party.