Yes, the name's rubbish, but we can't think of a better one

www.myspace.com/blightyband

No matter how long you stare at the bottle, it won't actually explode


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I am aware of a large Aussie contingent on my LJ so I shall ask you for assistance. Basically I was vaguely a fan of Home And Away during the mid 90s (94 95 96??) and I well fancied some girl on it who went to Summer Bay High. Brown hair cos I'm not a fan of blondes, err, what was her name?! It's not that girl who had a sex video (Bobby ( Read more... )

Wargh!

I just signed up for MySpace, I feel disgusting. Soon enough I'll have an iPod and a Ramones t-shirt and people will say "oh, you like The Ramones?" and I'll say "I didn't know they were a band, I just liked the t-shirt. Would you like to go to Starbucks and spend eight quid on a single coffee?"

Bono is a great lyricist and a fine human being

I quit uni. The complete ridiculousness of studying something I can't stand sort of caught up with me, so I didn't bother going to any of my exams ( Read more... )

Birthday goes pretty much like this ( Read more... )

Psycho drunk drug addict "do you fancy trying heroin?" attempted stabbing CD stealing drinking milk straight from the carton "lend us twenty quid please" two weeks later "what twenty quid you never lent me twenty quid" bastard housemate MOVES OUT TODAY

Plus I have a fucking UKULELE. Yeah, you heard.

I'm constantly wasting time on the internet, just when I have three essays due. FUNNY, THAT ( Read more... )

I dismissed psycho housemate's claim that the tsunami was a terrorist attack by the US government using an earthquake machine, so now he thinks that I'm being paid by the government to help them set up a global prison as part of the New World Order. Honestly, it's all on this site - http://www ( Read more... )