hello nonexistent readers of my stupid blog!!
sorry, two entries in two days,i know... *slap on the wrist* but for once i've actually had a fairly interesting time... yesterday i was out for a drive with my mother and managed to crash into a tree. i know that's retarded, i'm such a freakin IDIOT... i can't even brake! any loser can brake! good thing i'm not just any loser, or i might NOT fail at life. and then i couldnt amuse the rest of you nonexistents with the pitiful tales of my existence. anyway, the damage is pretty bad- the front fender is in pieces and we had to wrench half the bumper off in order to drive home. and then, to make matters worse, my parents want me to pay for it. i'm broke, so i might have to work at quiktrip all summer to make up for my retardedness. or maybe i'll get lucky and get a high-end job at mcdonalds or something. oh, and to make matters worse, today i planned to fast- not consume a single calorie. i've already eaten 2 crackers, 2 slices of honeydew melon, a gobstopper, 2 pieces of sugarfree gum, and a cup of juice. i'm so frickin FAT. i haven't weighed in, but i bet i'm approaching 215 or 220. i won't eat any more today if i manage to retain an ounce of my self-restraint. i'm so fat. i bulge with fat. whatever, you don't want to hear it. well, i'm out of interesting tidbits for today. check back later, my self esteem would be so low without you invisible pieces of my imagination reading my ridiculously sucky blog. toodles.