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[harpoholic]

HEY ALL. News of my death had been greatly exaggerated, etc. I've been berated for not having updated in, like, years. So, here I am updating. As it is late and I need to be in fairly early tomorrow, I will not try to recap everything that's happened to me since... FEBRUARY, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I've been sort of cheating on LJ with Facebook (shhhh it's a sekrit). Instead, I shall mention one important bit of news, fresh from today (well, technically, yesterday).

Ladies and gentlemen of LJ: I can has a boyfriend.

Thank you, that is all.

...

Wait, no, it's not:

BOYFRIEND WTF! *FLAILS*