Life Altering News!

[harpjock]

GUYS! I just found out the worst thing EVER!!! Orlando Bloom, who I have been planning on marrying,turns out not to be a hot elf with a bow and arrow. He doesn't actually have long blonde hair and blue eyes. He has short brown hair that he keeps in a mohawk and brown eyes. HE WEARS A WIG! A wig! What a tricker. NOT ONLY THAT (this gets even

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[freakhellion]

um, i hate to say it, but, DUH!
i can't believe you didn't know all that.
haha

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[harpjock]

Ok, sorry Ashley. I didn't know Orlando Bloom's status was such super common knowledge. Thanks for putting me in my place.

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[freakhellion]

hehe, i told corrie about your post and she thought it was pretty funny that you didn't know too.

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[harpjock]

I was into the elf, not the troll.

[perrincuomo]

Hey that should be good news for you! I mean you do have a pretty convincing surfer accent, all you'd need is a little work to get rid of the valley girl part.

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[harpjock]

I don't actually have an accent, you guys have exceptionally short vowels. I asked my friends in New Hope this weekend if my voice was weird and they had NO IDEA what I was talking about. Or, rather, what you VA Beach kids and those trolly Bard students are talking about.

Besides, he is attractive because he is an elf. It's not like he's that cool in real life. Trust me. I know.

Also, slightly off topic, but I'm about to start writing a paper due Monday and am using the computer in my house. This keyboard is such a pleasure after the one at school. I don't need to bang down really hard on the E key or anything. This paper is going to be delightful.

[perrincuomo]

I got this mental image of you employing a hammer to depress the E key and I chortled.

Did you know...

[harpjock]

Lewis Carroll...way to bring "chortle" its fame!

I don't know about hammers but I have been trying to drill holes into my wall. So far my success has been minimal at best.