Life Altering News!
GUYS! I just found out the worst thing EVER!!! Orlando Bloom, who I have been planning on marrying,turns out not to be a hot elf with a bow and arrow. He doesn't actually have long blonde hair and blue eyes. He has short brown hair that he keeps in a mohawk and brown eyes. HE WEARS A WIG! A wig! What a tricker. NOT ONLY THAT (this gets even more disgusting)...but his friends call him "Orly" and he's into surfing and chicks.