Batman/Smallville: Oliver/Dick: "Rumors"
Title: Rumors
Fandoms: Batman and Smallville
Pairings: Oliver/Dick, implied Oliver/Batman, Oliver/Clark
Rating: PG
Warnings/Spoilers: girl!Oliver AU.
Summary: Olivia checks out some magazines that featured her in them and finds some really surprising stuff.
Notes: Written for my Drabbles Request Meme for brokengem prompt girl!Oliver/Dick.Also written for 10_switched prompt Breakfast. And I don't mean to bash anyone who reads those sort of magazines.
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“Can you believe this crap?” Olivia stated loudly, trying to get her boyfriend’s attention. He glanced up at her from his newspaper.
“Believe what?” Olivia held up the magazine she held in her hands, causing him to roll his eyes. “Ollie.”
“Well, what do you want me to do? Not read what they say about me? Ha! I mean, I got a lot of bad press before, but this? This is kind of unbelievable.”
“You know they always fish for something… why? What did they write?” Dick asked, setting his newspaper on the coffee table. Olivia sighed and laid across the couch so she could rest her head on his lap.
“They have a picture of me, which by the way is totally fixed to make me look like this.” Olivia growled out. Dick bit his lip to keep from chuckling, knowing if he had, he would more than like get hit upside the head. “They think I’m pregnant.”
“Pregnant?” Dick shook his head, the media was definitely fishing for any sort of dirt on the billionaire Olivia Queen.
“That’s not even the worse part.”
Dick’s eyebrows raised in amusement. “Oh really?”
“Yes! They think it might not be yours! I mean, come on! We are publically going out and they have the audacity to accuse me of cheating on you?!?”
He grabbed the magazine from her and quickly read through the article, laughing out as he read the list of ‘Possible Fathers’. “Richard Grayson, Batman, Nightwing, or Clark Kent… you’ve got to be kidding me.”
Olivia rolled her eyes at his reaction. “At least they managed to get you on the list twice… but still - Batman or Clark Kent? It’s not like Batman really saves me all the time - I can take care of myself.”
Dick chuckled before kissing her forehead. “Who knows what goes through these people’s minds?”
THE END.
Fandoms: Batman and Smallville
Pairings: Oliver/Dick, implied Oliver/Batman, Oliver/Clark
Rating: PG
Warnings/Spoilers: girl!Oliver AU.
Summary: Olivia checks out some magazines that featured her in them and finds some really surprising stuff.
Notes: Written for my Drabbles Request Meme for brokengem prompt girl!Oliver/Dick.Also written for 10_switched prompt Breakfast. And I don't mean to bash anyone who reads those sort of magazines.
[ ...Table... ]
“Can you believe this crap?” Olivia stated loudly, trying to get her boyfriend’s attention. He glanced up at her from his newspaper.
“Believe what?” Olivia held up the magazine she held in her hands, causing him to roll his eyes. “Ollie.”
“Well, what do you want me to do? Not read what they say about me? Ha! I mean, I got a lot of bad press before, but this? This is kind of unbelievable.”
“You know they always fish for something… why? What did they write?” Dick asked, setting his newspaper on the coffee table. Olivia sighed and laid across the couch so she could rest her head on his lap.
“They have a picture of me, which by the way is totally fixed to make me look like this.” Olivia growled out. Dick bit his lip to keep from chuckling, knowing if he had, he would more than like get hit upside the head. “They think I’m pregnant.”
“Pregnant?” Dick shook his head, the media was definitely fishing for any sort of dirt on the billionaire Olivia Queen.
“That’s not even the worse part.”
Dick’s eyebrows raised in amusement. “Oh really?”
“Yes! They think it might not be yours! I mean, come on! We are publically going out and they have the audacity to accuse me of cheating on you?!?”
He grabbed the magazine from her and quickly read through the article, laughing out as he read the list of ‘Possible Fathers’. “Richard Grayson, Batman, Nightwing, or Clark Kent… you’ve got to be kidding me.”
Olivia rolled her eyes at his reaction. “At least they managed to get you on the list twice… but still - Batman or Clark Kent? It’s not like Batman really saves me all the time - I can take care of myself.”
Dick chuckled before kissing her forehead. “Who knows what goes through these people’s minds?”
THE END.