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so, apparently my little sister's new best friend is my ex-girlfriend.
wtf?
i just got home from dunkin donuts.
brian was there, and as i was driving home he was next to me at a stoplight, so i threw a donut at his car and started laughing maniacally and peeled out.
still laughing.
i drove my mom around today after work.
sister's therapist, pick up grace, finally pick up her car.
(the new durangos had a safety recall cuz the auto shutoff doesn't work so when you pump gas it sprays out at you instead of stopping when the tank is full....)
got my tires rotated
oil change
i only have 5k miles left on my tires! FUCK!
my tires suck.
that's why i pee on them.
the new girl at work has a humongous ASS that i want to smack the shit out of.
AND she's legal.
persuading her to fuck me even though she has a b/f would be no problem, the hard part would be looking at her face and trying to get it up.... OOOOOHH
i hate butter faces
dena called me and asked me if i was mad at her.
i asked why.
she said she was afraid i was pissed that she wouldn't let me in her pants the other day because i said she was odd and dropped her off.
we had a conversation about prudes today while i was getting my oil change.
she say's there's nothing wrong with it
this is what i told her:
there is EVERYTHING wrong with it.
Especially if the girl's not a virgin or anything.
she's gotta put out or get out.
i hope she made the connection,
or am i being too generous by assuming she can connect an adstract thought to reality?
whatever.
girlfriends can be prude. they're there for companionship.
that's why you fuck around.
holla holla holla holla holla holla holla holla!
so, apparently my little sister's new best friend is my ex-girlfriend.
wtf?
i just got home from dunkin donuts.
brian was there, and as i was driving home he was next to me at a stoplight, so i threw a donut at his car and started laughing maniacally and peeled out.
still laughing.
i drove my mom around today after work.
sister's therapist, pick up grace, finally pick up her car.
(the new durangos had a safety recall cuz the auto shutoff doesn't work so when you pump gas it sprays out at you instead of stopping when the tank is full....)
got my tires rotated
oil change
i only have 5k miles left on my tires! FUCK!
my tires suck.
that's why i pee on them.
the new girl at work has a humongous ASS that i want to smack the shit out of.
AND she's legal.
persuading her to fuck me even though she has a b/f would be no problem, the hard part would be looking at her face and trying to get it up.... OOOOOHH
i hate butter faces
dena called me and asked me if i was mad at her.
i asked why.
she said she was afraid i was pissed that she wouldn't let me in her pants the other day because i said she was odd and dropped her off.
we had a conversation about prudes today while i was getting my oil change.
she say's there's nothing wrong with it
this is what i told her:
there is EVERYTHING wrong with it.
Especially if the girl's not a virgin or anything.
she's gotta put out or get out.
i hope she made the connection,
or am i being too generous by assuming she can connect an adstract thought to reality?
whatever.
girlfriends can be prude. they're there for companionship.
that's why you fuck around.