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May 09, 2005 20:27

well i'm in the middle of priming my room... paint will cover the 17 months of memories i had drawn on my walls, but whatever, my dad had finally had enough....

orientation for KSU next week

i just got back form the toyota mall of GA;
my Dad signed a contract for a prius, and when it's delivered i'm gonna drive him over to pick it up.
it is SO COOL! 60 miles per gallon.......

it's funny.
everyone i know except dena agrees that DENA HAS NO BUSINESS GETTING A BELLYBUTTON RING... HA!
what? it's not like i tell her she's chunky or anything;
i just get a kick out of biting it and hearing her yelp.
um, yeah, i meant the bellybutton ring, btw.
i know there are some pervs out there who would think i was talking about her clit,
but no,
dena is a prude slut.

damnit.

(oh, prude slut. n. - the kind of slut that will "hook up" with you anywhere and lead you on to second base before either, a. crying, or, b. start to mumble something incoherent and run off.)

did i mention i got p.o.'d and cockslapped her?
yeah.
that was funny.
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