[Fic] A Present From Me
I swear I'll get started on the ABC fic requests (along with the other things) I swear I will. Yes. Definitely. But first an idea that popped into my head. For the RP Bad Romance simply because we haven't touched it in a few days in light of other RPs/things. yes I'm not going to volunteering today. Thank you chest and waking up at 11:45AM in the damned morning because the Alarm doesn't work NURR
A Present from Me
Pairing(s)/Characters: Sheryl x Lavi / mild Kanda x Lavi, Lenalee, Allen
Rating: T
Summary: In which Kanda gets dragged to a sex shop to buy a gift. Awkwardness ensues
A/N: Just testing out how Kanda and Sheryl would interact after Sheryl and Lavi actually got together. Not sure if this'll actually take place in the RP, but yeah. EDIT: the beginning isn't supposed to make sense with anything. So Don't worry if you go WTH?
It was crowd control, really, with plastic promises and every other little thing brutally attached to be somewhat mislabeled and mishandled in the process, but then--Lavi assumed--he'd get by right? Very violently so. Haha-no not that it mattered at all, if he could just get by--get through the crowd.
Except he couldn't. Couldn't, couldn't, his mouth dropped open. Shit shit shit.
--
And Kanda half wondered what the fuck he was doing in a sex shop, glaring daggers at the man ahead of him--and at the mess of red that had just ducked beneath one of the displays--this was humiliating, but--well. Just. Well.
"Why the fuck am I going shopping with you again?" He half wondered--pretty sure he'd slink away at a moments notice to find a certain redhead who was playing a very elaborate hide and seek game with--augh--he didn't want to guess what those were. He had seen them only once (by pure coincidence--really) and even then his mind had been to far gone to even ask--
"Well, I think it would be a nice gift, don't you think?" Kanda's eyes snapped forward, to the chuckling tan face in front of him and--How the fuck is that idiot dating this prick again?
"Che no." The man's face fell, "You think he'd be interested in something you buy at a sex shop?" He cringed himself as the title passed through his lips--dammit this was pathetic. He was a man, wasn't he? Well--the guy in front of him was too. And he was nearly 40 (Okay, had a few years to go but still)--so--so--
He sighed.
"You mean you don't think this would--"
Kanda Yuu nearly blushed, but didn't--instead opting for disgusted because this was his friend they were talking about--"Fuck. No. The vibrator was better." He quickly grabbed the object the man had picked up and shoved it to the very back of the shelf. Just. No, "He's still a fucking man--not some...girl secretary bent on pleasing you to up their ranks."
Oh--and Oh. He looked righteously offended by that. "I don't use my secretaries just for that." Kanda frowned, "Guppy-chan doesn't count." A deeper frown, "Well--this is Lavi, as you said. He, I suppose, well--yes we're dating so he wouldn't be the same." The frown lightened just a little, but with concern in it's place when it shouldn't be there because--okay well maybe.
"You can't even say you like him that way." The man laughed, "You already told him didn't you? Fuck--then being here will give him the wrong idea."
"Will it really?" Kanda took two tactful steps back, "I had no idea--he's jealous of his own friend." and those eyes--Kanda felt violated, almost. But didn't he always--?
"Che, like I'd be interested in a creeper like you in the first place. Let's go." He hoped the man followed, "You can get him a damned gift elsewhere."
Then, of course, he dropped the question--"But if I don't get him a gift from here--what did you get him?"
He shot the man a look, "Like I'd tell you that."
--
"Lavi?" Lavi jolted and whipped around, to face the head of black hair--sleek and long and a face blushing but curious, "Why are you...hiding?"
He flailed and stood just as quickly as he possibly could--fluffing up the skirts of the raunchy display again before turning back, "Er--just--"
"Did you see someone from school?" He heard the slightly panicked note in her voice, as her face got redder, but more curious, "I mean--" She meant nothing or something--she wasn't quite legal yet, he was. She wouldn't be legal for another year. Lavi sighed--and placed both hands on her shoulder--
"No one who'd recognize us." She looked doubtful, "Er okay yeah but they didn't see you. They were being....occupied."
She frowned nervously and fidgeted, "But--"
"But nothing, let's fine All-en. He said he was in the backroom didn't he? Talkin' to tha manager?"
Lenalee hesitantly nodded her head, and allowed herself to be turned--blushing and all--away from the display, away from the two arguing--well, Lavi wouldn't call them both teens but--it made his stomach churn. Badly. He was sure at least Kanda had seen him and--and--
He was confused.
What the hell were they doing in a sex-shop anyway?
A Present from Me
Pairing(s)/Characters: Sheryl x Lavi / mild Kanda x Lavi, Lenalee, Allen
Rating: T
Summary: In which Kanda gets dragged to a sex shop to buy a gift. Awkwardness ensues
A/N: Just testing out how Kanda and Sheryl would interact after Sheryl and Lavi actually got together. Not sure if this'll actually take place in the RP, but yeah. EDIT: the beginning isn't supposed to make sense with anything. So Don't worry if you go WTH?
It was crowd control, really, with plastic promises and every other little thing brutally attached to be somewhat mislabeled and mishandled in the process, but then--Lavi assumed--he'd get by right? Very violently so. Haha-no not that it mattered at all, if he could just get by--get through the crowd.
Except he couldn't. Couldn't, couldn't, his mouth dropped open. Shit shit shit.
--
And Kanda half wondered what the fuck he was doing in a sex shop, glaring daggers at the man ahead of him--and at the mess of red that had just ducked beneath one of the displays--this was humiliating, but--well. Just. Well.
"Why the fuck am I going shopping with you again?" He half wondered--pretty sure he'd slink away at a moments notice to find a certain redhead who was playing a very elaborate hide and seek game with--augh--he didn't want to guess what those were. He had seen them only once (by pure coincidence--really) and even then his mind had been to far gone to even ask--
"Well, I think it would be a nice gift, don't you think?" Kanda's eyes snapped forward, to the chuckling tan face in front of him and--How the fuck is that idiot dating this prick again?
"Che no." The man's face fell, "You think he'd be interested in something you buy at a sex shop?" He cringed himself as the title passed through his lips--dammit this was pathetic. He was a man, wasn't he? Well--the guy in front of him was too. And he was nearly 40 (Okay, had a few years to go but still)--so--so--
He sighed.
"You mean you don't think this would--"
Kanda Yuu nearly blushed, but didn't--instead opting for disgusted because this was his friend they were talking about--"Fuck. No. The vibrator was better." He quickly grabbed the object the man had picked up and shoved it to the very back of the shelf. Just. No, "He's still a fucking man--not some...girl secretary bent on pleasing you to up their ranks."
Oh--and Oh. He looked righteously offended by that. "I don't use my secretaries just for that." Kanda frowned, "Guppy-chan doesn't count." A deeper frown, "Well--this is Lavi, as you said. He, I suppose, well--yes we're dating so he wouldn't be the same." The frown lightened just a little, but with concern in it's place when it shouldn't be there because--okay well maybe.
"You can't even say you like him that way." The man laughed, "You already told him didn't you? Fuck--then being here will give him the wrong idea."
"Will it really?" Kanda took two tactful steps back, "I had no idea--he's jealous of his own friend." and those eyes--Kanda felt violated, almost. But didn't he always--?
"Che, like I'd be interested in a creeper like you in the first place. Let's go." He hoped the man followed, "You can get him a damned gift elsewhere."
Then, of course, he dropped the question--"But if I don't get him a gift from here--what did you get him?"
He shot the man a look, "Like I'd tell you that."
--
"Lavi?" Lavi jolted and whipped around, to face the head of black hair--sleek and long and a face blushing but curious, "Why are you...hiding?"
He flailed and stood just as quickly as he possibly could--fluffing up the skirts of the raunchy display again before turning back, "Er--just--"
"Did you see someone from school?" He heard the slightly panicked note in her voice, as her face got redder, but more curious, "I mean--" She meant nothing or something--she wasn't quite legal yet, he was. She wouldn't be legal for another year. Lavi sighed--and placed both hands on her shoulder--
"No one who'd recognize us." She looked doubtful, "Er okay yeah but they didn't see you. They were being....occupied."
She frowned nervously and fidgeted, "But--"
"But nothing, let's fine All-en. He said he was in the backroom didn't he? Talkin' to tha manager?"
Lenalee hesitantly nodded her head, and allowed herself to be turned--blushing and all--away from the display, away from the two arguing--well, Lavi wouldn't call them both teens but--it made his stomach churn. Badly. He was sure at least Kanda had seen him and--and--
He was confused.
What the hell were they doing in a sex-shop anyway?