The Misadventures of Arnaud G. Vasquez, Animal Expert

[harmonde]

Title: The Misadventures of Arnaud G. Vasquez, Animal Expert; Today's Episode: The Jude Maverick Trouser Snake
Fandom: Wild ARMs 4
Pairing: Jude/Arnaud
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: WA and all its characters are the property of Media Vision.
Summary: PURE. FUCKING. CRACK. Join Arnaud, a restaurant owner turned not-so-famed animal expert as he tracks

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[fufuberrysoda]

Fal;dkjfaslkjfdffffffff.

Why don't I have extra icons anymore so I can have a "fukken saved" icon ?__?

That was glorious in every sense of the word. That is absolutely just la;sdjfalskdjfasd. Memory'd lulz.

[harmonde]

Yes! I've reduced a reader to incoherency! And I've been memoried! Huzzah! I'm speaking in exclamation points! :D

I could not stop giggling while I was writing. I knew it was becoming more and more fucked up as I continued, but there was no way I could stop. The crack took over my soul.

[fufuberrysoda]

It was glorious. Half of my last journal entry is gushing about it. I mean, it's impossible not to.

Oh man, I almost woke my sister up with me snerking. She wouldn't appreciate it as I've done it before on 4chan or whilst reading. It was incredible okay. ;A;

[harmonde]

I'm still laughing over "anal spurs." What should have been a relatively innocent article on snakes had me convulsing in my desk chair from suppressed laughter.

It was glorious. Half of my last journal entry is gushing about it. I mean, it's impossible not to.

It's the crack that will change the world!

[fufuberrysoda]

Arnaud knows so much about anal spurs it isn't funny. In fact, he could be called an expert on them. :']

I do hope so. The world certainly needs change, crack, and Arnaud.

[harmonde]

"Anal spurs" is my new favorite term. It can be used in many, many ways and in many, many different fandoms. *whips out 10th anniversary book to check how many different character have spurs*

To my disappointment, only two characters have spurs. I died when I saw that Dean had them, only to have my brain burst into goo when I saw that Gallows has them. DEAR GOD GALLOWS HAS ANAL SPURS. XDDDDDDDDDDD

[fufuberrysoda]

*ONLY HAS 4TH AND VTH ART BOOKS BAWWWWWW*

I remember Dean had them because somehow, instead of making it moar MANRY it made him moar gay.... AND I HONESTLY BELIEVE IT. TRUFAX. L-LULZ, OH GALLOWS.

[harmonde]

It gives "brotherly love" a whole new meaning.

[fufuberrysoda]

L-LOL. I REMEMBER WHEN 3 FIRST CAME OUT EVERYONE THOUGHT SHANE WAS A GIRL AND ALL THE GUYS WERE LIKE, "I'D HIT THAT," ON FORUMS, THEN LULZ. THEY FOUND OUT HE WASN'T. AMAZING SITUATION WAS AMAZING.

[harmonde]

......That is the best true awkward story ever.

[fufuberrysoda]

I think a lot of the evidence of it has since been deleted, though. :/ For obvious reasons. You know fanboys, them and their pride.

I'd be all, "YEAH, I FAPPED TO IT. I'D FAP TO IT AGAIN. A+++" But then again, I'm clearly shameless. |D

[harmonde]

The first time I saw Shane I actually had trouble believing he was Gallows' brother. "That's a guy?"

Gallows likes them young and pretty. ;)

[fufuberrysoda]

Ahaha, yeah.

...and related to him.

[harmonde]

Oh Gallows, you man-slut. :D

[fufuberrysoda]

It isn't his fault he was born with those DELICIOUS LIPS.