Dear Santa...
Although my parents are Catholic, even Republican, great wisdom touched them this year and we, the Greer family, have decided not to celebrate the mediocre consumerist pig tradition typically followed at this time of year.
We don't want to give or receive gifts for...X-mas.
I will still be making my friends treats!
I have yet to bottle a very fine holiday spiced ale that I brewed back in early October, and the flavors of cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice, ginger and clove, should be nice and robust at this point!
I will also be making plenty of bourbon pecan cakes...because jeebus, they're good!
Anyone wishing for a non-food related ...non-alcoholic food related gift,
can suck my pucker!
So long, Santa, happy pony honking, your pal,
Robyn
We don't want to give or receive gifts for...X-mas.
I will still be making my friends treats!
I have yet to bottle a very fine holiday spiced ale that I brewed back in early October, and the flavors of cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice, ginger and clove, should be nice and robust at this point!
I will also be making plenty of bourbon pecan cakes...because jeebus, they're good!
Anyone wishing for a non-food related ...non-alcoholic food related gift,
can suck my pucker!
So long, Santa, happy pony honking, your pal,
Robyn