BIRTHDAY PARTY
where? my house!
when? next wednesday, june 18th. right after school gets out; rides will be arranged from tj, and possibly to your homes afterwards. you other losers can drive yourselves, freeloaders.
why? because i'm going to be 18. consider this the porno distribution drop-off location. i want it. you know i want it. so give it to me.
AND because there will be not one, not two, but three pinatas!
i am dead serious, folks. if you're in NoVA and you don't come, i will be heartbroken. i'm finally going to be 18! after 18 years!!
my house is very close to TJ. i live off of gallows road in annandale. from schoo: go left on little river. turn right on evergreen lane. turn right onto columbia pike, and take an immediate left onto gallows road. from gallows rd turn right onto oliver avenue; take the second right onto pickett ct and left onto stuart ct. my adress is:
3819 Stuart Ct
Annandale, VA
22003
The party will of course be supervised by all manner of adult-types. if your parents have questions, they can call 703 354 0467.
recommended items? wet clothes/bathing suits. waterguns. whacking objects. (for the pinatas.) porn. (for me.) even food, if you want, but plenty will be provided. it won't be healthy at all, so if you have special diet restrictions, feel free to bring delicious stuff you vcan enjoy. or even tell me what food you want; i'm happy to make it.
when? next wednesday, june 18th. right after school gets out; rides will be arranged from tj, and possibly to your homes afterwards. you other losers can drive yourselves, freeloaders.
why? because i'm going to be 18. consider this the porno distribution drop-off location. i want it. you know i want it. so give it to me.
AND because there will be not one, not two, but three pinatas!
i am dead serious, folks. if you're in NoVA and you don't come, i will be heartbroken. i'm finally going to be 18! after 18 years!!
my house is very close to TJ. i live off of gallows road in annandale. from schoo: go left on little river. turn right on evergreen lane. turn right onto columbia pike, and take an immediate left onto gallows road. from gallows rd turn right onto oliver avenue; take the second right onto pickett ct and left onto stuart ct. my adress is:
3819 Stuart Ct
Annandale, VA
22003
The party will of course be supervised by all manner of adult-types. if your parents have questions, they can call 703 354 0467.
recommended items? wet clothes/bathing suits. waterguns. whacking objects. (for the pinatas.) porn. (for me.) even food, if you want, but plenty will be provided. it won't be healthy at all, so if you have special diet restrictions, feel free to bring delicious stuff you vcan enjoy. or even tell me what food you want; i'm happy to make it.