Calvin n hobbs
The early bird may git the worm but the second mouse gits the cheese...
Ya know i cept tellin sam i was gunna post calvin n hobbs bits but never did... so i present to you a calvin n hobbs poem... wait first ill tell those uv u hoo dont no wat calvin n hobbs is....... calvn is the little boy i have as my icon.... hobbs is his stuffed tiger.................. hoo he thinks is real..........
in this hes laying in bed scared shitless
Ok now.
A NAUSEOUS NOCTURNE
another noght deprived of slumber,
Hours passing without number.
My eyes trace 'round the room. I lay
Dripping sweat and now quit certain
That tonight the final curtain
Drops upon my short life's precious play
from the darkness, by the closet
Comes a noise, much like a faucet
Makes: a madd'ning drip-drip-dripping sound.
It seems some ill-proportioned beast,
Anticipating me deceased,
Is drooling poison puddles on the ground.
A can of mace, a forty-five
Is all i need to stay alive,
But no weapon lies within my sight.
Oh my gosh! A shadows creeping.
Ominous and black, its seeping
Slowly 'cross a moonlit sqaure of light!
Suddenly a floorboard creak
Announces the bliidsucking freak
Is here to steal my future away!
A sulf'rous smell now fills the room
Heralding my imm'nent doom!
A fang gleams in the dark murky gray!
Oh, bloodres eyes and tentacles!
Throbbing, pulsing ventricles!
Mucus-oozing pores and frightful claws!
Worse, in terms of outright scariness,
Are the suckers multifarious
That grab and force you into its mighty jaws!
The disgusting aberration
Of nature needs no motivation
To devour helpless childen in their beds.
Relishing desparing moans,
It chews kids up and sucks their bones,
And dissolves inside its mouth their li'l heads!
I know this 'cause i read it not
Two hours ago, and then I got
The heebie-jeebies and these awful shakes.
My parents swore upon their honor
That I was safe, and not a goner.
I guess tomorrow they'll see their sad mistakes.
In the morning, they'll come in
And say, "what was that awful din
We heard las night? You kept us both from sleep!"
Only then will thy surmise
The gruesomeness of my demise
And see that my remains are in a heap.
Dad will look at Mom and say,
"Too bad he had to go that way."
And mom will look at Dad, and nod assent.
Mom will add, "Still its fitting,
That he was this world quitting.
He should leave another mess before he went."
They may not mind at first, I know.
They will miss me later, though,
And perhaps admit that they were wrong.
As memories of me grow dim,
They'll say, "We were too strict with him
We should have listened to him all along."
As speedily my end approaches,
I bid a final "buenas noches"
To my best friend here in all the world.
Gently snoring, whiskers seeming
To sniff at smells (he must be dreaming),
He lies snuggled in the blankets, curled.
HEY! WAKE UP, YOU STUPID CRETIN!
YOUR GONNA SLEEP WHILE I GET EATEN?!
Suddenly the monster knows I'm not alone!
There's an animal in bed with me!
An awful beast he did not see!
The monster never would've come if he had known!
The monster, in his consternation
Demonstrates defenestration,
And runs and runs and runs and runs away.
Rid of the pest,
I now can rest,
Thanks to my best friend, who saved the day.
THE END
Ok you can go back to sleep... but careful not to wet ur bed...............
silence is golden...
but duct tape is silver.............
Ya know i cept tellin sam i was gunna post calvin n hobbs bits but never did... so i present to you a calvin n hobbs poem... wait first ill tell those uv u hoo dont no wat calvin n hobbs is....... calvn is the little boy i have as my icon.... hobbs is his stuffed tiger.................. hoo he thinks is real..........
in this hes laying in bed scared shitless
Ok now.
A NAUSEOUS NOCTURNE
another noght deprived of slumber,
Hours passing without number.
My eyes trace 'round the room. I lay
Dripping sweat and now quit certain
That tonight the final curtain
Drops upon my short life's precious play
from the darkness, by the closet
Comes a noise, much like a faucet
Makes: a madd'ning drip-drip-dripping sound.
It seems some ill-proportioned beast,
Anticipating me deceased,
Is drooling poison puddles on the ground.
A can of mace, a forty-five
Is all i need to stay alive,
But no weapon lies within my sight.
Oh my gosh! A shadows creeping.
Ominous and black, its seeping
Slowly 'cross a moonlit sqaure of light!
Suddenly a floorboard creak
Announces the bliidsucking freak
Is here to steal my future away!
A sulf'rous smell now fills the room
Heralding my imm'nent doom!
A fang gleams in the dark murky gray!
Oh, bloodres eyes and tentacles!
Throbbing, pulsing ventricles!
Mucus-oozing pores and frightful claws!
Worse, in terms of outright scariness,
Are the suckers multifarious
That grab and force you into its mighty jaws!
The disgusting aberration
Of nature needs no motivation
To devour helpless childen in their beds.
Relishing desparing moans,
It chews kids up and sucks their bones,
And dissolves inside its mouth their li'l heads!
I know this 'cause i read it not
Two hours ago, and then I got
The heebie-jeebies and these awful shakes.
My parents swore upon their honor
That I was safe, and not a goner.
I guess tomorrow they'll see their sad mistakes.
In the morning, they'll come in
And say, "what was that awful din
We heard las night? You kept us both from sleep!"
Only then will thy surmise
The gruesomeness of my demise
And see that my remains are in a heap.
Dad will look at Mom and say,
"Too bad he had to go that way."
And mom will look at Dad, and nod assent.
Mom will add, "Still its fitting,
That he was this world quitting.
He should leave another mess before he went."
They may not mind at first, I know.
They will miss me later, though,
And perhaps admit that they were wrong.
As memories of me grow dim,
They'll say, "We were too strict with him
We should have listened to him all along."
As speedily my end approaches,
I bid a final "buenas noches"
To my best friend here in all the world.
Gently snoring, whiskers seeming
To sniff at smells (he must be dreaming),
He lies snuggled in the blankets, curled.
HEY! WAKE UP, YOU STUPID CRETIN!
YOUR GONNA SLEEP WHILE I GET EATEN?!
Suddenly the monster knows I'm not alone!
There's an animal in bed with me!
An awful beast he did not see!
The monster never would've come if he had known!
The monster, in his consternation
Demonstrates defenestration,
And runs and runs and runs and runs away.
Rid of the pest,
I now can rest,
Thanks to my best friend, who saved the day.
THE END
Ok you can go back to sleep... but careful not to wet ur bed...............
silence is golden...
but duct tape is silver.............