MORE BANJO GIRL CHRONICHLES!!!
Hey all... this post may be long but its worth it... so read it or ill gauge (oops) your eyes out w/ a bendy straw...
ok... ill tell my fav first... well me and chloe (banjo girl) were dropped off at a swimming pool in a local campground... well we swam a couple hours thendecided to go to the general store... well on the way there we passed some guys workin on a house... they whistled... yelled... and were just all around jerks to chloe for she was not only hot but just got out a pool... we raised a bird and went on... after we got done at the store we headed back... those lousy bastards were still workin... they really made me mad... shallow guys do that to me... especially when they act like that where everyone can hear.... one then yelled "i love you" i thought fast and screamed "thanks! but im not gay!!!". oops i sorta pissed em off... they yelled "get em bob" and i dont know if bob was the guy pullin out of the drive in a car or the pansy dog followin him... either way we laughed... then later on we were swimmin again... one truck load of those jerks pulled into the parkin lot... and waited just staring at us... we was a little worried... but it WAS funny
guess what... its a funny story... chloes first real kiss was with jory.... wanna hear sumptin funnier... it was someone else named jory... wanna hear sumptin way coooler... that jory was a girl...........YES hot and lesbian.... (jk, if u ask me, ill tell you the full story, but i like this one better)... welll if youve read this much thats awesome and im glad you have pacients.... crap.... but if you didnt it makes me madder than a leg-less ethiopian watchin a donut roll down the street......................................
ok... ill tell my fav first... well me and chloe (banjo girl) were dropped off at a swimming pool in a local campground... well we swam a couple hours thendecided to go to the general store... well on the way there we passed some guys workin on a house... they whistled... yelled... and were just all around jerks to chloe for she was not only hot but just got out a pool... we raised a bird and went on... after we got done at the store we headed back... those lousy bastards were still workin... they really made me mad... shallow guys do that to me... especially when they act like that where everyone can hear.... one then yelled "i love you" i thought fast and screamed "thanks! but im not gay!!!". oops i sorta pissed em off... they yelled "get em bob" and i dont know if bob was the guy pullin out of the drive in a car or the pansy dog followin him... either way we laughed... then later on we were swimmin again... one truck load of those jerks pulled into the parkin lot... and waited just staring at us... we was a little worried... but it WAS funny
guess what... its a funny story... chloes first real kiss was with jory.... wanna hear sumptin funnier... it was someone else named jory... wanna hear sumptin way coooler... that jory was a girl...........YES hot and lesbian.... (jk, if u ask me, ill tell you the full story, but i like this one better)... welll if youve read this much thats awesome and im glad you have pacients.... crap.... but if you didnt it makes me madder than a leg-less ethiopian watchin a donut roll down the street......................................