✗ 007; video -> the deluded detective deserves a diary

[hardlyboiled]

[Here, have a Shoutarou sitting at his desk, feet propped up and arms behind his head as he stares up at the ceiling. He hasn't noticed the SFC -- which is on the cabinet across the room from him -- has turned on. He's idly humming to himself before beginning to speak.]

What if... What if we had a case...

[Delusion, START. He smiles to himself as

Comments

[spanking_angels]

......

Please.

[hardlyboiled]

... Eh?

[Looking over at the SFC, he crawls over and grabs it.]

Please what?

[spanking_angels]

You need to work on your delivery, boy.. No lady is ever going to listen to you with those horrendous lines.

[hardlyboiled]

But... that's what works in my novels...

[spanking_angels]

And you think your little fantasies will work in reality, darling?

Please.

[hardlyboiled]

Hey, it might! If I find the right woman. She has to wear a fedora, of course.

[spanking_angels]

Absolutely not.

[hardlyboiled]

What? Fedoras are very attractive, I'll have you know.

[spanking_angels]

Only on certain men, darling. Not on women.

[hardlyboiled]

I'm sure if I found the right woman...

[spanking_angels]

....

Darling.

[ Bayonetta pulls out her pistols ]

If you utter that phrase one more time, I'm going to shoot you in the head, dearest.

[hardlyboiled]

[Hey now, there's a fedora wearing woman in his canon. He just hasn't met her yet.]

...

I should... find Philip... yeah...