✗ 007; video -> the deluded detective deserves a diary
[Here, have a Shoutarou sitting at his desk, feet propped up and arms behind his head as he stares up at the ceiling. He hasn't noticed the SFC -- which is on the cabinet across the room from him -- has turned on. He's idly humming to himself before beginning to speak.]
What if... What if we had a case...
[Delusion, START. He smiles to himself as he begins to think, obviously not staring at the ceiling anymore even if his gaze appears to be on it.]
It would be like the old days. There would be a fair maiden, of course. She would need the help of the hard-boiled detective, Shoutarou Hidari.
[His smile widens and he looks a bit cocky for a moment.]
Of course, she'd have to come to my office and ask me to be her knight in shining armor. Oh, she would be pretty with fair black hair and brown-- no! Green eyes. She'd be exotic.
[And then he sits up, dragging a finger across his mouth as he giggles to himself. Then suddenly, he begins to pretend as if he's talking to a woman. His voice even taking on a husky tone... as if to seduce her.]
I'm not sure if I'm the detective you're looking for, Miss. My cases are... much more... hard boiled.
[And then he sprints up from the chair and goes around the desk, pretending to be the woman. Clasping his hands together, he puts on a falsetto.]
But! But Hidari-san, you're the only one-- t-the only one who can... who can save my poor kitten!
[And then he flutters his eyelashes before running back to the seat and sitting down, taking on the "hard boiled" act again.]
Well, I suppose I can make an exception for you, sweetheart.
[And then he winks at where the woman would be. Giggling to himself now before OH FUCK SUDDEN GREEN SLIPPER FLYING OUT OF NOWHERE AND HITTING HIM IN THE HEAD. He screams a girly scream before falling onto the floor and the SFC turns off.]
What if... What if we had a case...
[Delusion, START. He smiles to himself as he begins to think, obviously not staring at the ceiling anymore even if his gaze appears to be on it.]
It would be like the old days. There would be a fair maiden, of course. She would need the help of the hard-boiled detective, Shoutarou Hidari.
[His smile widens and he looks a bit cocky for a moment.]
Of course, she'd have to come to my office and ask me to be her knight in shining armor. Oh, she would be pretty with fair black hair and brown-- no! Green eyes. She'd be exotic.
[And then he sits up, dragging a finger across his mouth as he giggles to himself. Then suddenly, he begins to pretend as if he's talking to a woman. His voice even taking on a husky tone... as if to seduce her.]
I'm not sure if I'm the detective you're looking for, Miss. My cases are... much more... hard boiled.
[And then he sprints up from the chair and goes around the desk, pretending to be the woman. Clasping his hands together, he puts on a falsetto.]
But! But Hidari-san, you're the only one-- t-the only one who can... who can save my poor kitten!
[And then he flutters his eyelashes before running back to the seat and sitting down, taking on the "hard boiled" act again.]
Well, I suppose I can make an exception for you, sweetheart.
[And then he winks at where the woman would be. Giggling to himself now before OH FUCK SUDDEN GREEN SLIPPER FLYING OUT OF NOWHERE AND HITTING HIM IN THE HEAD. He screams a girly scream before falling onto the floor and the SFC turns off.]