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Hot weather bad...sapping desire...to beat off ( Read more... )

Had an odd sex dream last night.  It kinda goes back another dream I had some time back about the website Fark.com.  In the earlier dream, there had been a Fark Party at the local zoo.  Last night's dream started as a sequel to that dream.  Towards the end of the party, there was this girl that started hitting on me ( Read more... )

You know, I don't know about other people, but when it comes to cybering, I kind of like being in control of my own actions.  I mean, really, if you're going to tell me EVERYTHING that I'm doing, then why the hell am I even there?  It's great that you're describing a really sexy scene, but for god sakes, let me say that I'm figering you, don't tell ( Read more... )

I already know that this pic is not Britney, but god damn, it is one sexy picture.  Not work safe, and make sure your parents aren't hovering over your shoulder before you take a look.  Oh, and you better be 18 or older! ;P http://www.canal96.info/extra/britney/

1. Find your 69th OD entry. 2. Find the 9th line. 3. Post it separate of context. 4. ( Read more... )

I just gotta start off replying to this note I got on the last entry. Hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, no, sorry requiemd9. I am so not gay. The logic of your conclusion is flawed anyways, but you are 16, so I'm not surprised really. Thanks for the laugh though ( Read more... )

I've been listening to a lot of early/mid-90's alternative rock songs the last few days, and I feel like a middle schooler again ( Read more... )

Ok, does this thing work or not? My other OD won't let me make entries that are too long. If this goes on too much longer I'm gonna have to say goodbye to FOD because this is really annoying.

I got ahold of some of those Girls Gone Wild videos recently. I tell you, these things get really boring really fast. There's about 15 minutes worth of " ( Read more... )

Man, you'd think that after a month of me not writing in here I'd have to have something, right? Nope, sorry. Everything in my life has been pretty boring ( Read more... )

The MOST irritating thing when idling in a cyber room, is to have somebody message you first, but all they say is "hi". Example:

hi
hello :)
hi ( Read more... )