[03:22:31] i had to help a cow give birth to a calf cuz nobody else was around and i didnt wanna get my clothes dirty so i took off my clothes and then after it was done i was getting cold so i kindof stuck both my feet inside the cows vagina cuz it was warm and i kindof got horny
[03:22:51] ... thats the least sexy thing ive ever heard ( Read more... )

Some friends of mine are getting married, and while I'm plenty happy for them, I'm hesitant to go to the wedding...if I'm invited ( Read more... )