Quote the Adam;

"I was checking to see if I had hemeroids the other day because I thought they were little bumps or something, and I pulled apart my butt cheeks and it was like...WHOA! It was the worst thing I smelt in my entire life!"

"assholes like Dave and Kyle Gunn should have the privelage of knowing how much I truly love you my sweet little honey bunches of oats *air-hump*. But...now that you mention it...LOVE IS LIKE THE PETALS OF A ROSE! It is sweet like the juice that is excreted from an orange when a fat elephant ass squishes it's pulpy delight all over an oven full of ( Read more... )

...My dad said

"Whoa there ya big horse"

TO A TRACTOR TRAILOR PULLING A CAR AND SOME OTHER THING!!

Mom: He was loud, yelling in the store to where people were looking at you ( Read more... )

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