i can be your heroin

Oct 18, 2005 20:37

i got NEW icons, yay!! im pumped, all andrew stuff which rocks my face off completely and a half. im talkign to Anna and getting her all excited and eager about them. its hilarious. she wants to cry b/c they are so pretty, me2.

i just finished Scarlet Letter and it was HORRIBLE! they kill my favorite character and i cried and it was jsut awful for me. completely awful and i wanna KILL hawthorne sooooo much, but hes dead so i cant do much except laugh b/c im alive. bastard. im pissed. Dimmesdal was such and awesom guy and so sweet and loving and then he jsut dies. WTF? who does that, who fucking kills an awesome guy? murr. i should rewerite the last few pages, maybe last chapter, it'd go something like this:

Chillingworth was killed by Dimmesdale and the crazy witch lady b/c no one liked him and he was a jerk. you dont try to kill a priest who is sweet as hell, abandon your wife, and be all sneaky eager boy, no one likes that. ITS NOT COOL. so he dies and everyone is so happy, and at the big town party Dimmesdale tells ppl that he is a sinner with Hester and eveyone is shocked (gasp!!) but its ok b/c they just leave. they steal a pirate ship (ok,there were so pirates at the end, it was so out of place and weird) and sail away and live somewhere random, like Greece or Milan. i dont know yet. but they're happy and Hester doesnt have to wear the letter anymore and Dimmesdale isnt being all self inflictive and innner turmoil-y and Pearl isnt throwing rocks at seagulls anymore (who the hell does that??)and acting mean to Hester. She chills out basically, fuck yeah. and we all live fucking happily ever after and its so sweet that it makes you ill. THE END

take that Hawthorne, you bitter little pill
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