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"I require affection," Haplo informs me simply.
"Don't we all."
"This is not a request nor is it a notification. I require affection. You will comply." Haplo's tone had far surpassed pleasantries and was well into demanding.
"Listen, Captain Asshat," I began angrily, "Sometimes I can't always be here for you. You are fuzzy. You are needy. You are loud, obnoxious, and you pee in my closet. I wish you harm, and I won't be giving you affection anytime soon."
"I am going to initiate the rectum pull." Haplo then reached a claw into my anus and pulled, with the force a mighty boxing ox, my intestines, colon, sphincter, liver, and one kidney out of my recutum and let them spill to the floor with a sickening "sploot".
"Fuck. I need those."
"You might say you require them. Farewell."
"Don't we all."
"This is not a request nor is it a notification. I require affection. You will comply." Haplo's tone had far surpassed pleasantries and was well into demanding.
"Listen, Captain Asshat," I began angrily, "Sometimes I can't always be here for you. You are fuzzy. You are needy. You are loud, obnoxious, and you pee in my closet. I wish you harm, and I won't be giving you affection anytime soon."
"I am going to initiate the rectum pull." Haplo then reached a claw into my anus and pulled, with the force a mighty boxing ox, my intestines, colon, sphincter, liver, and one kidney out of my recutum and let them spill to the floor with a sickening "sploot".
"Fuck. I need those."
"You might say you require them. Farewell."