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Build me a box.
What do you want in your box, sir?
I would like a new brain.
And what color would you like your brain to be, sir?
Any color that isn't retarded.
I'm afraid we're all out of green, sir. Blue is the closest to unretarded we have at the moment. Will that do or would you like to reserve a green brain and wait 3-6 weeks?
How unretarded is blue?
Blue is only moderately unretarded.
Is that unretarded enough to get me through life?
Definitely not.
Then I shall place a reservation for a green brain and buy a blue one for the wait!
Good idea, sir. Here is your blue brain. We will call you when your green brain arrives.
THEY NEVER CALLED.
What do you want in your box, sir?
I would like a new brain.
And what color would you like your brain to be, sir?
Any color that isn't retarded.
I'm afraid we're all out of green, sir. Blue is the closest to unretarded we have at the moment. Will that do or would you like to reserve a green brain and wait 3-6 weeks?
How unretarded is blue?
Blue is only moderately unretarded.
Is that unretarded enough to get me through life?
Definitely not.
Then I shall place a reservation for a green brain and buy a blue one for the wait!
Good idea, sir. Here is your blue brain. We will call you when your green brain arrives.
THEY NEVER CALLED.