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I did another Rawhide Gay Day Dance party thing on Sunday with Java. It was so fuckin hot I almost took my shirt off like every single fuckin guy in dat place but I had made myself a shirt covered in egyptian swear words and couldnt let that go to waste. I have never seen so many hot bodies in one room. It was like this huge orgy that never quite happened - not techincally. The main room was just a sea of skin and I was this walking hardon enjoying being trapped between all these hot muscly bodies. I was growling like a cat all night or all day should I say. I ran in to heaps of random people from my elusive past. John was there again looking all fucked up and feral - Jose you would have freaked if you saw him. I enjoyed seeing him get rejected by some guy but I was good and said hello when I ran in to him. I spoke to Richard some old uni friend and got the goss - nothing has changed. He's skinner now but still very very dumb. Java got a headjob from the biggest muscle mary I have seen. Talk about role reversals. Aaran the guy I had the second threesome with was there and wanted action. But I just made out with him and danced with randoms instead. Of course Justin from work was there, shirtless and fucked up. He cracks me up. His boyfriend is hot though and I dont understand why he treats him like crap. I was gonna hook up with Java's friend but he was too fucked on Special K. I met with the girls for talk on menstral bloodstains, sex, prostitution, sex and yeah sex. Met Asian David and Java at the Peel. Hot punkish dykes. Tabitha my fav Melb drag did a couple of shows. She makes trash look hot, like even more than me. I looked angry at anyone who smiled at me. It was fun. Maybe the whole night was too much fun? But it was the first day off I had had in months.
Then I had to work the next day, basically 10am to 11pm between Post and Safeway. By the end of the night I was so exhausted, working on four hours sleep. I was ready to kill someone and acted like a total bitch with the customers - especially fuckers that did or said shit that pissed me off. Customers who arent my friends and think I will do them favours, especially when I'm in a mood and they are as feral as hell are stupid fuckers that need a reality check. It was so ridicioulsy busy on Monday cause of the public holiday. And then today working 9 hours between two Safeways - Prahran and Deer Park which I only did cause the supervisor asked and he's pretty fuckin hot for a straight guy. The money should help pay for all the shopping I did on the weekend. I bought two overpriced but filipiciously hot long shorts. Im gona have to wear them to death.
I'm moving to Eva's on Sunday. Finally getting out of this hole and in to actual civilisation. I wont have to be around these suburban dumfuk wogs anymore. Thank Fuk! And I'm writing this babble on my lovely new laptop that I have been dying to buy ever since I finished high school and started uni 8 bloody years ago. Wow time flies. Im sharing a room with Eva so we'll be roommates - omg so like totally american. She can watch me have lots of gay sex while she gets off on her vibrator. If she's a good girl I'll even be willing to let her join in. Have to sleep now, more work tomorrow. Me work too much. Me need a muthafuckin holiday. I'm so doing Sydney for NYE. Why not? Everyone else is going away. I couldnt stand another Melbourne NYE.
I found out how to be perfect for you, my dear, while I was bumping around...
Then I had to work the next day, basically 10am to 11pm between Post and Safeway. By the end of the night I was so exhausted, working on four hours sleep. I was ready to kill someone and acted like a total bitch with the customers - especially fuckers that did or said shit that pissed me off. Customers who arent my friends and think I will do them favours, especially when I'm in a mood and they are as feral as hell are stupid fuckers that need a reality check. It was so ridicioulsy busy on Monday cause of the public holiday. And then today working 9 hours between two Safeways - Prahran and Deer Park which I only did cause the supervisor asked and he's pretty fuckin hot for a straight guy. The money should help pay for all the shopping I did on the weekend. I bought two overpriced but filipiciously hot long shorts. Im gona have to wear them to death.
I'm moving to Eva's on Sunday. Finally getting out of this hole and in to actual civilisation. I wont have to be around these suburban dumfuk wogs anymore. Thank Fuk! And I'm writing this babble on my lovely new laptop that I have been dying to buy ever since I finished high school and started uni 8 bloody years ago. Wow time flies. Im sharing a room with Eva so we'll be roommates - omg so like totally american. She can watch me have lots of gay sex while she gets off on her vibrator. If she's a good girl I'll even be willing to let her join in. Have to sleep now, more work tomorrow. Me work too much. Me need a muthafuckin holiday. I'm so doing Sydney for NYE. Why not? Everyone else is going away. I couldnt stand another Melbourne NYE.
I found out how to be perfect for you, my dear, while I was bumping around...