I Feel Cold
I love indulging in crazy fuckedup randomness. Mina is in town and it's kinda weird. I've changed heaps in the last 11 months when I left Cairo and he has definitely noticed that (so much has happened it seems). He still seems, well, kinda the same, a bit old-fashioned and dopey, but very accomodating. He really needs to work on his English though and dealing with the opposite sex. He wanted to go to this dodgy werribee club full of bogans and people who like to start fights for no reason while dancing to REALLY BAD music for my sister's best friend's birthday. I tried shoving a blueberry up my butt but that ended up being a waste. I forgot to empty the plumbing before - woopsie! I pissed off to the Peel and left Mina there - he has never experienced a gay club before so I didn't want to scare him too much on his first night. I think he felt up some chick who ended up having three kids and a murdered husband (lol). I guess that's what you get down in werribee. Asian David flaked out on me as usual, but that's understandable since a friend of his committed suicide just a couple of days before. It ended up being Throb night at the Peel. I ran in to Java and hanged with him - I used to work with him at Crown. The place was full of horny boys looking for random sex. Upstairs was crammed with guys sucking cock and godknowswhat. Great for perving.
The next day at work was funny. Justin was still buzzing from his night - think I kinda was too. Two fucked up boys surrounded by alcohol and dealing with Safeway customers. He got fooled in to believing that someone saw him wanking off in the Prahran Central toilets where lots of random sex goes on - even though he didn't. Then he took some speed and was talking constantly and jumping round all over the place so I had to do most of the work, but it was hilarious just watching him and listening to him ramble. Mina was going to some straight strip joint with people who think they're badass gangstas. I went to the Laird instead with Asian David. Met up with Java again. I saw some guy from uni that used to have a crush on me. He's lost heaps of weight but still has the lisp. Yeah nah he's still feral. They were having an auction at Laird, a man auction that is. Some guy went for $1000! And there were guys walking around with only two leather strips around their chests and their boners exposed for all to see. They must have taken viagra or something. They kept squeezing in to the crowd making people touch them. I made a depressed David go home, then was about to head off to the Peel. I stopped to piss on some guy's car on the way over and then he shows up. Woops! He was cool with it though and asked for blueberries so I decided to be random and get some with him. I didn't find myself attracted much, so just danced with him a bit and moved on. I think his name was... Greg? Eva, do you remember? Anyway, I almost started a fight with this egyptian guy at the Peel. He was off his head and being totally obnoxious. Me and Java kept getting all these random guys trying to dance with us. He made out with a couple. I told 'em to fuck off instead. Then they played a song I requested, Blue Monday. While dancing this cute chick taps my shoulder and she's dancing with this cool cute guy (Kris) so I join them. Then I just decide to grab him and make out with him, and ask questions later. His friend is after some chick who is straight anyway, so we head off to Eva's. Things got fucked up when I run into a cop car breath-testing everyone. I had alcohol on my breath so he pulls me over. I'm feeling quite sober so not too scared, but it ends up I'm 0.09 - stupid 4 points over. He gives me a $300 fine and suspends my license for 6 months. I'm so fucked now! I don't know if I should still keep driving or just get work to transfer me somewhere close so I don't have to bother with the slow transport system of Melbourne. But I can't tell them why. Now I have a police record probably - woop woop! More make out sessions and stuff at Eva's. I tried to set her up with the cute lesbain but Eva likes someone with personality - damn! Such a small world. It ends up Kris is from Perth and knows the gang there. Lizzie also did his hair once. We went back to his place so we could do more stuff. He dissed work to hang with me. So cute. I end up passing out and waking up 2pm when I'm meant to start work. I'm an hour late but Justin was there and totally cool with it and let me borrow his uniform. Kris is so sweet and wants to see me again. I want to see him too. He's such a hot kisser!
Okay, I've written way too much. Oh yeah, I might move in to Kirrily's in December. It's in Brunswick and only $65 a week! I can get out of Deer Park and still have money to save for more travelling.
'Do you really know where the harems go in the desert snow? Hail,
an oasis dream doesn't really seem to mean a thing when you're out... cold.'
The next day at work was funny. Justin was still buzzing from his night - think I kinda was too. Two fucked up boys surrounded by alcohol and dealing with Safeway customers. He got fooled in to believing that someone saw him wanking off in the Prahran Central toilets where lots of random sex goes on - even though he didn't. Then he took some speed and was talking constantly and jumping round all over the place so I had to do most of the work, but it was hilarious just watching him and listening to him ramble. Mina was going to some straight strip joint with people who think they're badass gangstas. I went to the Laird instead with Asian David. Met up with Java again. I saw some guy from uni that used to have a crush on me. He's lost heaps of weight but still has the lisp. Yeah nah he's still feral. They were having an auction at Laird, a man auction that is. Some guy went for $1000! And there were guys walking around with only two leather strips around their chests and their boners exposed for all to see. They must have taken viagra or something. They kept squeezing in to the crowd making people touch them. I made a depressed David go home, then was about to head off to the Peel. I stopped to piss on some guy's car on the way over and then he shows up. Woops! He was cool with it though and asked for blueberries so I decided to be random and get some with him. I didn't find myself attracted much, so just danced with him a bit and moved on. I think his name was... Greg? Eva, do you remember? Anyway, I almost started a fight with this egyptian guy at the Peel. He was off his head and being totally obnoxious. Me and Java kept getting all these random guys trying to dance with us. He made out with a couple. I told 'em to fuck off instead. Then they played a song I requested, Blue Monday. While dancing this cute chick taps my shoulder and she's dancing with this cool cute guy (Kris) so I join them. Then I just decide to grab him and make out with him, and ask questions later. His friend is after some chick who is straight anyway, so we head off to Eva's. Things got fucked up when I run into a cop car breath-testing everyone. I had alcohol on my breath so he pulls me over. I'm feeling quite sober so not too scared, but it ends up I'm 0.09 - stupid 4 points over. He gives me a $300 fine and suspends my license for 6 months. I'm so fucked now! I don't know if I should still keep driving or just get work to transfer me somewhere close so I don't have to bother with the slow transport system of Melbourne. But I can't tell them why. Now I have a police record probably - woop woop! More make out sessions and stuff at Eva's. I tried to set her up with the cute lesbain but Eva likes someone with personality - damn! Such a small world. It ends up Kris is from Perth and knows the gang there. Lizzie also did his hair once. We went back to his place so we could do more stuff. He dissed work to hang with me. So cute. I end up passing out and waking up 2pm when I'm meant to start work. I'm an hour late but Justin was there and totally cool with it and let me borrow his uniform. Kris is so sweet and wants to see me again. I want to see him too. He's such a hot kisser!
Okay, I've written way too much. Oh yeah, I might move in to Kirrily's in December. It's in Brunswick and only $65 a week! I can get out of Deer Park and still have money to save for more travelling.
'Do you really know where the harems go in the desert snow? Hail,
an oasis dream doesn't really seem to mean a thing when you're out... cold.'