My Brother is Awesome

[happynao]

Rowan: DISPARE
AryaDragon: But I don't want to dispair
Rowan: FEAR
AryaDragon: I don't want to fear either
Rowan: COWER.
AryaDragon: Cowering is boring
Rowan: RUN
AryaDragon: Running is too much work
Rowan: CRAWL
AryaDragon: Crawling is too subservient
Rowan: WADDLE
AryaDragon: Waddling is too undiginified
Rowan: DANCE
AryaDragon: Dancing is too merry
Rowan: DISPAIR
AryaDragon: Well, at least I taught you how to spell dispair.
AryaDragon: (And dispairing is too sad)
Rowan: FEAR
AryaDragon: Fearing is too scary
Rowan: COWER.
AryaDragon: We've been through this already...
Rowan: RUN
AryaDragon: No, dammit.
Rowan: CRAWL
AryaDragon: Only worms crawl. Do I look like a worm to you? (Don't answer that)
Rowan: WADDLE
AryaDragon: BUt then I'll look like a duck!
Rowan: But Naomi, you are a duck.
AryaDragon: How do you figure that?
Rowan: Webed feet, pointed in, Yellow beek, duck.