Everything is killing you
Trying to sleep, I was watching an infomercial about the AquaVie water filtration system. It removes 99.9% of impurities from water and then re-adds the healthy minerals you need to survive. It does this by vaporizing the water using a complex process they call "hydrologic vaporization", but you might know as "boiling", and then passes it through a magnesium and calcium filter, because those are the minerals you need.
They tested tap water and found that it had 400-something parts per million (ppm) of contaminants. Bottled water contained 300-something ppm, as did water filtered through "popular filters".
"Now, we don't know what all that stuff is. It could be good, it could be bad. We don't know! Isn't it better to be safe?"
The AquaVie only leaves 4 ppm of impurities in your water. That's fantastic, water just as nature intended. Would you and your family rather be drinking contaminated water from bottles, or heaven forbid, the faucet? For the sake of our children, we should all buy the AquaVie.
"My son said to me 'mommy, now we're not drinking poison water anymore, we're drinking good water,' and that made me feel good." - actual testimonial.
On a related note, does anybody else suddenly have the urge to start a fight club? Where is Tyler Durden when we need him?
They tested tap water and found that it had 400-something parts per million (ppm) of contaminants. Bottled water contained 300-something ppm, as did water filtered through "popular filters".
"Now, we don't know what all that stuff is. It could be good, it could be bad. We don't know! Isn't it better to be safe?"
The AquaVie only leaves 4 ppm of impurities in your water. That's fantastic, water just as nature intended. Would you and your family rather be drinking contaminated water from bottles, or heaven forbid, the faucet? For the sake of our children, we should all buy the AquaVie.
"My son said to me 'mommy, now we're not drinking poison water anymore, we're drinking good water,' and that made me feel good." - actual testimonial.
On a related note, does anybody else suddenly have the urge to start a fight club? Where is Tyler Durden when we need him?